Mar.02.2009 The March 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with sleeping dogs lying
This dog is dreaming he’s chasing after something, so he ends up running into a wall. So freaking adorable
girls
-Checking for breast cancer is rarely this sexy (pic)
-Summer from San Diego State is a hot college girl
-Natalie Denning is blonde + bikini + fuck me face
-…so is Alexa Brown, but she looks like she’s more likely to put out easily
-Jessica Biel’s nude stripper movie is going straight to DVD
-Irina Sheik looks like a hot mail-order bride because she’s Russian and hot and that’s what they all look like
-Hi Megan Fox’s cleavage, nice to see you
-This kid is completely in awe of the breasts in front of him (funny pic)
-Chanelle Hayes is naked and tastefully (?) covered
-Miley Cyrus thinks jogging with her boobs bouncing around is proper athletic attire. Kids these days
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-An awesome Watchmen/Futurama mash-up (vid)
-I’m pretty sure this would have to be considered child abuse (funny pic)
-Loser boyfriend doesn’t realize he’s internet famous (funny vid)
-This week’s humorous quotes overheard on the college campus
-LEGO’s business cards are WAY more awesome than yours
-Paraplegic hockey fight!!!! (vid)
-Chinese protest features oversized breasts…odd. (funny pic)
-Court clerk arrested for boning in courtroom
-Why your Grandma should never get a Web cam (funny pic)
-20 great quotes about beer
-The 6 strangest objects people were caught having sex with
-The 6 most egregious castings of old people as high school TV show stars
-Top 10 suspicious remarks in dating that you don’t want to hear
-The 55 most disturbing toys ever (pics)
-A pink dolphin??? And it’s real? What the fuck (pic)
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Feb.27.2009 The February 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rednecks
Rednecks blow up a house with a cannon because they’re smart.
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-Vegas newspaper showcases the most successful hookers around. Really.
-Kristy Ann looks like the perfect woman. Probably because she’s half-naked and shiny
-Oh Hot Drunk College Girl Peeing in Sink, you emanate class (pic)
-15 Greek women who are attractive and Greek and attractive and also Greek
-Oh Aubrey O’Day, why you gots to be so sexy
-Golfers have hot wives too? Seriously?
-Malin Ackerman is the hot chick in Watchmen you haven’t heard of
-Is it possible that Marisa Miller has the best cleavage in the history of the world? Yes. It is.
-The sexiest girls of the ACC are sexy, college-aged
-I would like to be invited to this Brazilian bikini party
-Victoria Silvstedt had a nip slip (vid)
-A naked hot chick takes all of your important questions
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-A collection of haikus is as funny as it is full of salty meat products (they’re about bacon)
-This is pretty cool…European art project shows regular people clothed and unclothed (click the images to see the unclothed versions…NSFW obvs)
-Help our friends at Asylum by taking their poll on partying and the recession
-A fuckload of Viagra and a 12 hour orgy can kill you. Good to know
-Is Max Headroom the creepiest spokesperson ever? (vid)
-“Grandpa, can you not stare at us like that?” (funny pic)
-5 people that turn work conference calls into a nightmare (ohhhh office humor)
-The 5 most unintentionally gay horror movies
-The top 10 cover-ups of all time
-The top 10 exceptionally inappropriate Pokemon videos
-Cat causes stampede and a robbery
Feb.26.2009 The February 26 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fat crimes
Fat shoplifter gets tackled and embarrassed. Crime is for the skinny.
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-Teenage Sarah is a sexy Myspace attention whore (the best kind of Myspace attention whore)
-30 pictures of Hooters bikini contests…because: breasts.
-Evan Rachel Wood in lingerie
-Danneel Harris is suggestively eating ice cream while in her bikini
-Rali Ivanova has golden nipples
-Pictures of Megan Fox because she’s Megan Fox
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-Amputee turned into mermaid…for some reason this is okay and cool (pictures of mermaid goodness)
-Finally an iPhone app that will make your “that’s what she said” jokes for you
-Jerry Seinfeld has a new reality show that sounds kind of awesome
-How to self-tan without looking like an orange guido (look, this might actually be helpful to some of you so read it)
-Recent news stories confirm a horrifying truth: Monkeys are going to war with us
-6 words that are guaranteed to make your resume suck
-Here’s how not to avoid getting arrested for a DUI
-Ninjas vs. Pirates - A face-off
-Get off your lazy ass, leopard (pic)
-If you’re a man, you’ll want this 160 inch HDTV…badfuckingass
-Skateboarding accident? Or purposeful sex change? (funny vid)
-The 50 funniest homeless people signs of all-time
-One-armed kids TV show host terrifies children into learning (vid)
-The top 10 movie serial killers
-10 awesome ads (for traumatizing children)
-What to do when your special lady has taken to flirting online
-OBAMA GAY SCANDAL? (probably not)
-Drunk people fight at Mardi Gras with humorous results (vid)
Feb.25.2009 The February 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with Asian weaponry
Call me crazy but this guy seems good with nunchuks
Reminder: Follow me on Twitter because I said some funny shit today about Ash Wednesday.
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-Catfight! Or, based upon the ethnicities of the girls involved, hood rat fight!!!! (vid)
-Maria Menounos did stuff while wearing tight jeans
-The 10 hottest Brazilian models of all-time (ASSES!!!)
-Megan Fox…SINGLE WOMAN READY TO TAKE ON STRANGE NEW MEN
-Ashley Tisdale in a bikini
-Brenda Song has dimples, Asianness
-A wonderful gallery of women in leather
-Shauna Sand is teaching young girls how to be effective whores
-Those hot Brazlian Feres twins are, I dunno, doing shit
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-A good sign that you may be going about sex incorrectly (funny pic)
-Things to learn from a slutty girl on Spring Break
-A totally accurate translation of an Italian Pizza Hut commercial (funny vid)
-In protest of Facebook and its stupid chainmail notes
-Child rides giant python (not as perverse as it sounds..vid)
-23 ways to be cool (funny pic)
-The 20 most terrifying photos of Ronald McDonald ever
-From the Email Inboxes of 15 different fictional villains
-The 10 “best” big-budget porn films
-8 overkill punishments given out by Greek gods
-The Arrested Development movie is officially a go
Feb.25.2009 Maine gets a topless coffee shop
You know what I always think my coffee needs? Bare breasts. Finally, a reason to ever want to go to Maine!
A topless coffee shop that raised the ire of many residents of a small central Maine town is open for business.
The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, located at the site of the former Grand View Motel, opened its doors Monday on busy Route 3 in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”
On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.
Dozens of residents objected to the shop when the Vassalboro planning board meeting took up the matter last month. But town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.
This is good for the guys and all, but I don’t know how I’d feel as a woman working in the coffee place. Like I don’t want there to be a potential direct correlation between how bad I am at my job and how likely I am to get scalding coffee thrown at my nipples.
At least it’s not a bottomless coffee shop. If you’ve drank one cup of coffee laced with yeast infection drippings, you’ve drank ‘em all.
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Feb.24.2009 The February 24 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with midgets being thrown
This is the record breaking midget toss…so…now you know
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-Zooey and Emily Deschanel are hot sisters
-This Myspace slut isn’t cute but has a nice butt and that has to count for something
-Emanuelle Chriqui is topless with her hands covering the goods
-Some odd/hot photos from Brazil’s Carnival celebration
-Aw Hillary Fisher is prettyyyyyy
-The 15 hottest cheerleaders in movies
-Christina Milian is all hot and ethnic-y
-Cecilia Capriotti is hot and Italian, like a delicious chicken parmesan (mmmm)
-The 10 hottest Playboy Cyber girls of all time
-Kim Kardashian is awesome because she works out in seethrough clothes
-Lindsay Lohan does more “tasteful” topless photos because she’s also awesome and I love her
-A fine ass in jean shorts is an ass I fully support
-Shakira’s ass jiggles in mesmerizing ways
-Busty Japanese girl runs on a treadmill while wearing a bikini, hypnotizing us all (vid)
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-Introduce yourself to the world’s tallest stack of pancakes
-Girls like stalking guys online too. Creeps.
-Stellar innovations in toaster design
-The New York Yankees’ Joba Chamberlain is pulling quality tail
-99 words for boobs (funny vid)
-7 celebrity careers launched by accident
-Zombie hunting is rarely this humorous (funny vid)
-A fun game about 80s commercials that will kill time and annoy you with the worthless knowledge you’ve accumulated
-A hilarious compilation of adorable kitty cats failing (vid)
Feb.24.2009 Megan Fox is trying to be good for women
From a photoshoot for Elle magazine over the weekend…
I like Megan Fox. A lot. But I don’t necessarily think she’s the best thing for Elle magazine. Elle is like for young women trying to be classy or not guttersluts and I’m pretty sure that Megan Fox doesn’t fit in either of those categories. Which isn’t a bad thing. Guys love chicks like Megan Fox. Normal women HATE women like Megan Fox. She’s hot and kind of trashy and not at all what a normal want-to-be-fancy-and-taken-on-dates-to-nice-restaurants-instead-of-fucked-in-an-alley-next-to-a-urinating-homeless-man woman would want to aspire to. So having Megan Fox featured in Elle magazine would be like having Ivanka Trump featured in Tattooed Cumdumpster Quarterly magazine…I’m just not sure you’re hitting the proper demographic. Though the article on how to use a blumpkin to get a free tattoo above your cooch is highly recommended.
