Mar.18.2009 This doctor is an asshole

A lot of people waste a doctor’s time with their various “Oh I have a bump on my arm” or “Ohhh I have a shard of glass sticking out of my head” bullshit reasons for a visit. And this guy seems to be no exception. But the doctor is having none of his shenanigans any more.


I try to avoid the doctors whenever I can because, really, it’s not like you can catch AIDS twice. But they’re always such dicks. Like you never have a doctor who’s like excited to see you, unless you’re a 20 year-old sorority girl and your gynecologist finally gets a break from the 70 year-old cooches that look like rotting slices of ham. It’s always “Yeah yeah, what’s wrong, bend over” and you’re like, “But doctor, I just came in for this wrist injury…that doesn’t feel like a gloved finger at all! Oh..oh…no…oh…OH STOP!” But he doesn’t stop. Anyway, my wrist still hurts.


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4 Responses to “This doctor is an asshole”

  1. tyler on March 18th, 2009 5:00 pm

    Fake. No doctor would ever have handwriting that nice.

  2. emichele on March 19th, 2009 8:13 am

    Did that doc give him a month off?

  3. Chris on March 19th, 2009 8:16 am

    I think so, Erin. I think the doc did that so the guy’s job would be like, “Uh, what the fuck?” and actually read the note and see his comments.

    Also Tyler, it’s a foreign doctor I believe so I’m assuming that in other countries, doctors write clearly and also give you hamburgers instead of lollipops when you get a shot.

  4. Jeroen on March 19th, 2009 12:47 pm

    I am foreign so I can tell you that statement is False.

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