Jul.10.2008 Random YouTube Fetish Thursday: Reading
Girls will do anything for your YouTube views and, let’s be honest, guys will watch anything with a hot chick. This week: Reading.
It’s important to be nice and loose and limber before reading. What with all the vital leg movements you must do.
The commenter on this video who says “Intelligence fetish” is so right. She has HUUUUGE brains. Nice and full, round. Man, I’d love to just smush her brains together and ride them hard. It’d be just like the time I helped clean up Dealey Plaza.
Oh girl, don’t you know that with your pleated skirt, it will pop up and expose your derrière! My oh my, women…no foresight.
This video just kind of creeps me out. Yes the girl is well-endowed, but it looks like it was shot in the home of a recently deceased grandmother. And I’ll be damned if I get aroused by a recently deceased grandmother again, that’s for sure.
Maybe they should change the “Reading is fundamental” campaign to “Reeeading iiiiiis fuuuuundajerkofftothenwistfullycleanyourselfupwhenyou
realizeyoujustjerkedofftoclothedwomenreadingbooks.” Might be a bit wordy.
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Jun.26.2008 Random YouTube Fetish Thursday
After last week’s post about the Wii Fit whores I wondered…what other sort-of mundane but vaguely sexual activities are out there on YouTube?
Cartwheels are always fun. Cheerleaders do them, you look up their skirt, everyone laughs and hides their slight erection. But it’s kind of perturbing to see a chick do them over and over spliced with photos of her cleavage. Perturbingly arousing, but perturbing nonetheless.
Men like women to fit into gender roles. So it’s probably not a huge shocker that you can find an impossibly proportioned girl in her underwear cooking on YouTube. If only she were sewing and popping out a baby (without that “ew” swelling in her stomach), we’d really be onto something.
YouTube is a dark, strange place dear readers. A strange place where girls with nice bodies will do anything for your attention. After the jump…whore does laundry in a short slinky dress, German slut unicycles for a crowd, ho eats sausage at a restaurant, and a skank with big boobs buys groceries in a tank-top. Oh Internet…you so classy!
Jun.17.2008 It’s a Wii Fit whore festival!
Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here’s how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don’t be too fat. It’s that easy!
My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are qualities I look for in a woman. They say you look for a woman like your mother.
This one thinks it’s classy because it’s from “Diet.com” so it has to have the vagina talk. Whatever, skip to 51 seconds in.
Apr.09.2008 The April 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy featuring a rejected firecrotch
–Producers of an indie film turned down Lindsay Lohan’s request to go to totally nude for it. [The Superficial]
–Do you like attractive blonds with large breasts? Well take your bizarre fetish to this link and meet Lauren Stevens. [on205th]
–Remember that post yesterday about the YouTube video of girls beating up another girl? Well here it is (w/ video…obviously). [Busted Coverage]
–Public erections can be embarrassing. [Brahsome]
–Rachael Ray almost popped a boob. A big, fat, meatloaf-loving boob. [Celebslam]
Apr.08.2008 Beating up a girl for a YouTube video sounds fun
I’ve longed to be the star of a viral video, but perhaps not like this. Eight teens are accused of planning an attack on a girl for the purposes of making a popular YouTube video.
Eight teenagers have been arrested on charges alleging they beat another teen in an “animalistic attack” so they could make a videotape to post on YouTube.
Seven of them remained in juvenile detention Tuesday, authorities said. A boy who was charged as an adult had been released on bail.
Victoria Lindsay was attacked on March 30 by six teenage girls when she arrived at a friend’s home, authorities said.
“It’s absolutely an animalistic attack,” Sheriff Grady Judd said Tuesday on NBC’s “Today.” “They lured her into the home for express purpose of filming the attack and posting it on the Internet.”
Well, say what you will about this being animalistic or crazy, but you have to admit that they know what’d get you attention on the Internet. Not only would I link to that video, I’d probably watch it and go, “HA HA…Internet.”
I’m not quite sure what made the attack animalistic though. I’m hoping it means they threw feces. Ooh that’d be fun! Someone get me a digital camera, stat. It’d be like a hybrid of Bum Fights and “2 Girls 1 Cup”. How could that not succeed?
Apr.01.2008 I hate April Fools Day pt 3: Yuck it up, YouTube
I wish April Fools Day had cervical cancer. These opening snippets are getting less punchy. Anyway I’m monitoring for shitty April Fools jokes because I’m your comedy hero.
A look at any of YouTube’s featured videos linked on the home page today gets you this gem. Surprise, it’s not the video you wanted to see, but rather you’ve been RICK ROLLED. By which I mean subjected to the Rick Astley “Never Gonna Give You Up” video.
Note: Astute observer and man-about-town Mike sent me this tip and said to look at featured videos. I then went through the video tab on the top of the page. This meant that I sat through the ATROCIOUS “Awful and Awesome” video below not once, but TWICE, waiting for the “Rick Roll”. And it never happened. So I had to watch that dumb foreign C ramble about words for 4 minutes. Ugh. Perhaps it is I who is the greatest fool of all.
