Sep.18.2008 Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt go visit sick kids

From the Children’s Hospital of Orange County…

So when you’re a sick teenage boy and you hear that Heidi Montag is coming to visit you in the hospital I bet your first reaction is like “Niiiiiice!” Sure, you’re not going to get to have sex with her or anything but maybe she’ll give you a boob touch, best case scenario. Then she comes and you not only do you not get to touch them, she doesn’t even wear a cleavage baring outfit. AND she talks and talks and talks to you. AND you have to listen to Spencer Pratt ramble (prattle?) on about how things will be cool and you’re just like, “Who’s this douchebag and why is he talking to me? I wanted tittays.” And then you realize that you must have done something in a previous life to make God hate you.

Tough break, Reincarnated Hitler.