Apr.29.2008 Britney Spears wears a towel for no reason really

At a hotel spa at the Marina Del Ray in California…

First of all, Britney’s kinda fat. Kinda very fat. That isn’t so much a towel as it is a blanket for a whale’s bed. But what’s that Daily Mail?

Earlier she had been at a gym in Culver City, Los Angeles, as reports today suggested she is now spending six hours a day working out.

Uh, six hours a day working out? We sure about that? Because unless your workout includes you doing squats into a 10 foot tall vat of brownie batter and then eating your way upwards to survive, I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t still look quite like THAT. You don’t necessarily have to transform into a supermodel (or, depressingly, what you looked like when you were 18) overnight. But looking less like a beanbag chair would probably be ideal for that amount of time invested.