Nov.05.2008 The November 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with surprises
Take this as a sign you may need new friends
-A montage of the best movie lines ever (video)
-Girls just talkin’ about bras
-CNN used creepy holograms last night as a way of bringing people in studio
-Sabina Rojas: International Babe of the Day
-Gemma Atkinson is hot in her bra
-Monica Bellucci goes topless for Italian GQ
-This cordless massager seems like it has other uses…vaginal ones (funny pic)
-Amanda Paige has the best ass I’ve seen today
-Lindsay Lohan plays peek a boo
-A unique take on Prop 8 (funny video)
-Who’s hotter: Myspace ho or celebrity?
-Soccer guy drops his wife for hot soccer fan
-High school anatomy just got interesting (funny pic)
-A hot WSU cheerleader
-9 things you may not know about Pac Man
-Girl accidentally takes self-photo with her hot friend naked in the background
-The 10 hottest WNBA players
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Nov.03.2008 The 6 cartoons most likely to make you get out and vote
It’s that time of the year where everyone casts a vote for a candidate but, more importantly, casts their support for democracy. But if all the celebrity endorsements and media blitz weren’t enough to make you run out and place a vote for either of the two Presidential candidates, maybe these cartoons might make you see the importance of getting out and voting.
South Park
Episode: Douche or Turd
Lesson: Turd sandwiches make viable political candidates; Your vote doesn’t matter
In this pre-2004 Presidential Election episode, South Park Elementary’s mascot, the Cow, has been deemed inappropriate by PETA. So the school decides to elect a new mascot with candidates created by the students. This leads to a campaign being run by a Turd Sandwich and a Giant Douche.
And it featured a call to action from Diddy to Stan to get out and vote.
At the end of the episode, Stan decides to vote for Turd Sandwich. But then, the school opts to just use the Cow mascot again instead of the Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich, meaning Stan’s vote was completely meaningless. Kind of like being someone trying to vote for Al Gore in Florida in 2000.
While I would hate to dispute the credentials of Turd Sandwich, I’d have to question his existence in the first place. A Giant Douche has its uses…after all, women in the WNBA have to be cleaned somehow. But a Turd Sandwich? Why that doesn’t sound delicious at all, sir.
The Simpsons
Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII’s “Citizen Kang”
Lesson: Democracy just doesn’t work, particularly when aliens are involved
Loveable aliens (well, as loveable as someone trying to destroy our planet can be) Kang and Kodos decide that the best way to enslave all Earthlings is by taking over for Presidential candidates Bob Dole and Bill Clinton. Here’s how Kang, in the form of Bob Dole, won votes at a pre-election stump speech.
Unfortunately Kang’s promises of miniature flags never came to fruition as, instead, upon winning the election (yes, Bob Dole won the election…I know, that’s a bit far-fetched even for a cartoon), he opted to enslave all of the Earthlings to build a laser to attack another planet. Which sounds illogical until you realize that it undoubtedly saved us an attack from Neptunian terrorists and their weapons of mass destruction.
Aug.04.2008 The August 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dog vomit
Today’s reason why you should never trust a dog in the video above. Ever since a collie stole my identity, this became my life’s mission.
-Redneck stabbed over cheap beer
-Hookers may be the only thing to keep the US from Olympic Gold
-Sophie Monk went to buy a Ferrari, brought boobs with her
-Women wrestlers are tough, capable of caning many people (w/ video)
LINK OF THE DAY: Arizona State has an undie run that may very well top all others
-Heath Ledger offers something a little different in this version of The Dark Knight
-Audrina Patridge and Nereida Gallardo both love to frolick on the beach
-Canada has new female stomach-inspired holiday
-Becky Hammon is the hottest woman in the WNBA but also a traitor to our fair America
-Patrycja Mikula: Hard to spell, easy to find unbelievably sexy
-Cougars are loose on major college campuses
-Remember Tara Conner, the disgraced former Miss USA? She has a tell-all book full of saucy details
-Christina Applegate’s breasts are now full of cancer but her island remains full of whore
Jul.24.2008 50 year-old lady to play pro basketball again
If you’re as religious a follower as I am of the WNBA, you’d know by now that the Detroit Shock (who might be the reigning WNBA champions or the worst team in the league…definitely one of the two, I forget) just signed 50 year-old Hall of Famer Nancy Lieberman to a contract.
Silly Nancy Lieberman, that’s a men’s basketball!
The Detroit Shock came up with a way to distract some attention away from their skirmish earlier this week.
The Shock signed 50-year-old Nancy Lieberman, a Hall of Famer and one of their former coaches, to a seven-day contract on Thursday.
She became the oldest player in WNBA history at 39 while playing for the Phoenix Mercury in 1997, the league’s inaugural season.
Shock coach Bill Laimbeer says Lieberman, an ESPN analyst, was impressive during drills during last year’s WNBA All-Star game.
A spot opened up for Lieberman when standout forward Cheryl Ford suffered a season-ending knee injury Tuesday night when the Shock, assistant coach Rick Mahorn and the Los Angeles Sparks were involved in a skirmish.
Nothing will do more for the credibility of your sport after a hilarious brawl than bringing back a player who, 11 years earlier, was the oldest player in the league at 39 years old. Because I’ll tell you what, when I think top-notch athletics, I think of 50 year-old women. To put this into perspective, in baseball, a sport where a player can get away with BARELY MOVING, Julio Franco was only able to play until 49. And he was a MONSTER with a 25 year-old’s physical fitness.
On the plus side, this is one less menstrual cycle for the Shock to have to sync up. And if the Palace at Auburn Hills is occupied by a concert or something, they can play in Lieberman’s barren womb, which hasn’t been inhabited by any occupants or potential occupants since the Spin Doctors were a big deal.
Reports that Lieberman likes to kick, stretch, and kick are still unconfirmed.
Jul.23.2008 The July 23 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with magic bikinis
-Sophie Monk has the most sheer bikini in history
-Cristiano Ronaldo is probably gay
-Audrina Patridge continues to look amazing in bikinis
-Marisa Miller is attractive, just FYI
-30 perfectly valid reasons why you suck
-Ohio State is fellated by everyone
-Myspace girl Lauren is rich, spoiled, hot
-Least sexy catfight ever (w/ video)
-Note: When getting tattoo, make sure the tattoo artist can spell
Mar.27.2008 The March 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with pixel-filled boobs
–The hottest 25 video game girls. Embrace your inner chronic masturbator. [GameDaily]
–It’s just embarrassing when you get caught stealing under 3 dollars worth of goods. [Busted Coverage]
–What do you do to an obnoxious drunk on a plane? Bitch slap them, natch. [Tasty Booze]
–Say what you want about her, but Ashlee Simpson looks good in a bikini. [The Superficial]
–A perfect reason why the WNBA needs its own video game (w/ video). [Awful Announcing]
