It’s really awkward when you’re with a person you’re dating and you both run into one of their exes…imagine a cavalcade of them. You almost feel bad for Samantha Ronson. Almost.

Talk about awkward: Lindsay Lohan was celebrating the grand opening of West Hollywood club Apple Lounge with Samantha Ronson on August 14 when she ran into two ex-boyfriends - and an ex-girlfriend! “Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” Courtenay Semel dated Lindsay in late 2007, says an insider. Lindsay dated Calum Best for three months in 2007. Harry Morton romanced Lindsay in 2006.

I guess she has to know what she was getting into though when you start dating Lindsay Lohan. With how much dick, and vagina apparently, that she gets, it’d be impossible to not run into one of her exes. Thank God they didn’t go to Beijing for the Olympics or something. Not only would there be all the Olympians all like “Hey Lindsay remember when we boned in the alleyway” in various garbled, heavily accented dialects, but there’d be a billion Chinese people all talking about how they caught crabs from her. It’d be kind of disenchanting for the girl you love.

On the plus side, Lindsay seems to be completely allergic to bras. Seeing her in one is like seeing the Loch Ness monster…it’d be kind of cool to see it, but disconcerting all the same.

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Just as predicted on Friday’s post on Aussie pop star Jess Origliasso’s nude pics, America will not stand to see its teen whore crown taken from Miley Cyrus. Check out these photos leaked on that Digital Gangster forum with the dude who hacked Miley Cyrus’s email.

There’s even some speculation that in the above photo, Miley has a wad of jizm on her stomach (see slightly to the left of her belly button). Now I’m no jizz expert, despite what my business cards might say, but I find it far-fetched that Miley would take photos of herself with baby batter on her stomach. Wouldn’t there have to be someone there who left the jizm? And couldn’t they be the one to take the photo/insist on taking the photo then? I don’t think they’d just leave the room and demand she take a self-portrait with the load of life fluid. Plus Miley seems like more of a swallower than that.

Anyway there are two more photos below. I hardly feel as though these photos have upped the ante from the aforementioned Origliasso photos, but I guess there should be something of a curve considering Miley is underaged. If only there were Olympic judges who specialized in unexpected, pop star candid sluttery. One day. Dare to dream, I say.

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Via Fark comes this charming tale of classy people doing classy things. A judge bought a whore a pizza to reveal her pimp to the court.

When inmate Caressa Brunelle came before a judge Wednesday to be released, Brunelle reminded the judge she was owed a pizza.

So, Hamilton County Municipal Court Judge Nadine Allen sent someone to pick up a $5 personal pizza at the Downtown Donato’s and let Brunelle eat it in court.

The pizza was Brunelle’s reward for telling Allen who her pimp was, information Allen used to have the alleged pimp - Jason Lee - arrested.

“I felt that a pizza for a pimp was a good (trade),” the judge said Thursday.

“She was all ecstatic and she said, ‘Oh yeah, you owe me a pizza,’ ” Allen said.

Allen was pleased to pay up.

“I wish other prostitutes would come forward and reveal their pimps. Pizza is cheaper than what we pay for undercover (investigations). Of course, you understand I’m being facetious,” the judge said.

The fuck? A $5 personal pizza? This dick couldn’t even spring for a full pie for this poor cum dumpster who lost the main man in her life? And isn’t this illegal somehow? He totally bribed her to get her to give up info. That seems kind of messed up, even if the stakes are low and the pimp is a scumbag. On the other hand, pizza is pretty delicious. I had a lot of it last night. AND I didn’t have to sell out the guy who made me suck dicks for money. Point Chris!