Jun.17.2008 The June 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dildos
–A giant dildo saunters behind this reporter’s live shot (w/ video). [Yep Yep]
–A friendly reminder of how bad I suck at geography: Can you be a Lufthansa pilot? (game) [Bright Black Internet]
–Megan Fox is attractive in a Rolling Stone photo shoot. [on205th]
–The consistency of the “Guido Face” is alarming. [AfroJacks]
–A friendly reminder of why Goldeneye for Nintendo 64 was awesome. [NextRound.net]
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May.19.2008 Mortal Kombat murder? Huh?
Video games are always a popular target/failsafe to pass the buck and accountability for a crime committed. But a Mortal Kombat murder just seems odd.
A Johnstown teenager has been ordered to stand trial after a 7-year-old girl in his care died in what police said was a beating that imitated the “Mortal Kombat” video game.
A Weld County judge ruled Friday there was enough evidence to warrant a trial for Lamar Roberts, 17, accused of child abuse resulting in the Dec. 6 death of Zoe Garcia and child abuse resulting in serious injury. A trial date will be set after a June 20 court hearing.
Zoe died of blunt-force trauma to the head after she was hit, kicked and slammed to the floor as the teens reportedly re-enacted the video game, authorities have alleged. The two were baby-sitting while the sisters’ mother, Dana Trujillo, 30, was at work.
Roberts later told a friend, Janee Cardenas, “he was doing martial arts on her (Zoe) and that his hands were registered weapons,” Halldorson said.
It’s always pretty smart to brag in really lame ways after killing a 7 year-old. It’s unfortunate that this incident happened because I bet that this Lamar Roberts was a real winner. He could have been many great things. Like a test subject for new medicines. Or perhaps the manager of a poorly trafficked Taco Bell. Truly a shame that he will probably be in jail forever.
I do find it odd though to emulate Mortal Kombat of all games. That game came out like 12 years ago, maybe we should update what we’re going to try to do when murdering people. Or at least be more clever when imitating an old game. For example, the next time I kill someone, I’m going to paint them blue, eat a “power pellet” (not sure yet if it’ll be shrooms, meth, or E), and then eat them alive. Then I’ll wash it down with a nice cherry, ideally one the size of my body. Then you can call me the Donkey Kong Killer, because you’re not too good at getting references.
May.16.2008 The May 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a shirtless Vince Young
–Vince Young gets drunk, shirtless, sweaty. Perhaps not in that order. [Busted Coverage]
–Madden ‘09 teaser video shows that the game still contains football (w/ video). [Brahsome]
–Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are dating in public. She sucks. [Best Celeb Gossip]
–ESPN prepares to fail in reaching children with a new venture, much like every new ESPN venture fails. [Awful Announcing]
–Don’t pole dance without experience or you may smash your face (w/ video). [Don Chavez]
May.14.2008 The May 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with an androgynous Jessica Alba
–Uh why is Jessica Alba dressed up like Charlie Chaplin in Allure? Why would you allow this? [Popsugar]
–Yay footage of the new NCAA Football ‘09 video game. [Loser with Socks]
–Austria does a good job of getting people naked. [Cuzoogle]
–Today’s reminder of why high school girls are better than you. [The Angry T]
–A blond girl with big boobs wants to be a Playmate? No way. I find that quite dubious sirs! [Busted Coverage]
Apr.29.2008 Grand Theft Auto IV has arrived with extra sauciness
Today is the day many people across the country have craved. Grand Theft Auto IV hit store shelves at midnight this morning. As I am without an Xbox still (yeah, I never sent my Red Light of Doom one in and am just planning on buying a new one when I feel like it/have money), I cannot play the game. But that won’t stop me from masturbating to The Pixel Women of GTA IV!
“Grand Theft Auto” doesn’t even seem like an appropriate title any more. Perhaps they should call it “A Guide to Being a Classy Gentleman”. Because let’s be honest, I’m doing that exact same “honk at a woman then shoot her in the face if she doesn’t get into my car” strategy every single time I’m crusing for honeys. Especially honeys camped out underneath trains. It’s like baby, we both know you’ve got nothing going on with the way you’re standing under this train. Why you be frontin’?
Apr.28.2008 The April 28 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a Kardashian fight
–KARDASHIAN FIIIIIGHT!!! (w/ video) [Best Celeb Gossip]
–The top 10 greatest celebrity-inspired pinball tables. [On205th]
–Eli Manning has a fancy lil wedding. [Loser with Socks]
–5 questions with the University of Florida’s attractive female of the moment Lauren Stevens. [Busted Coverage]
–You may have issues when you’re driving a stolen ambulance with a deer in the back. [Tasty Booze]
Apr.16.2008 The April 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a nerd wedding.
–Nerds propose to their ladyfriends (when they exist) in exciting but dorky ways. [9 to Fried]
–Is Gisele the new chick for an upcoming Austin Powers movie? [Cuzoogle]
–Allison Stokke is doing greaaaat things. [Loser with Socks]
–Do you like petite brunettes with ungodly moles? Well friends, have I got a girl for you. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
–Grand Theft Auto 4 is hitting in a few weeks. Fans of scooters will not be pleased. [Tasty Booze]
