Nov.21.2008 Bruce Lee plays ping pong with nunchucks
This is just a viral marketing campaign for Nokia in China and I believe it’s a digitally inserted Bruce Lee (if anyone has any clue, I’m curious to know), but it still looks pretty awesome.
All you really have to do is pretend that it’s a real clip. Kind of like when you stick your penis inside of your folded up pillow and have sex with it but pretend that it’s Audrina Patridge. It doesn’t matter that it’s real; it’s how it makes you feel.
Also don’t get me wrong, Bruce Lee and I aren’t pals or anything (it may shock you to learn that since he died like decades before I was born), but I wish he didn’t die. He seems like a cool dude. The kind of guy who maybe you couldn’t get a beer with, but if he were around today, he’d probably fight a bear with his bare hands for our amusement. And with the bears launching their offensive, we need to keep them in check any way we can.
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Nov.21.2008 The November 21 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a blast to the face
I’d also spray something on this hot chick’s face. Funny prank, though
-Doutzen Kroes is the most beautiful chick you’ll see today
-Girls love each others boobs (funnysexy pic)
-Some songs to get college girls drunk to
-How to attract a woman quickly
-Giorgia Palmas is the International babe of the day
-Hot girl ruins songs (funny video)
-The top 10 hottest twins
-Hot chick is topless and pointing a gun at you
-Boobs just seem classy in black and white
-The 10 hottest moments from Olivia Munn on Attack of the Show
-Jerry Seinfeld’s ex Shoshanna and her huge Jewish girl breasts in a bikini
-Tay Zonday’s follow up to Chocolate Rain sucks hard (video)
-A gallery of really strange houses (awesome pics)
-Guess the boobs! (breasty game)
-Ashlee Simpson gave her baby the dumbest fucking name ever
-Female bodybuilders are ghastly (funny pics)
-Kelly Brook in a bikini
Nov.21.2008 Real life Carls from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I came across this today and found it to be pretty awesome. Adult Swim is casting real life versions of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force for some reason (probably to get innocent gentlemen like me to post it), but they’ve made some interesting finds. Take a look at a couple of the better ones:
I’d say the last one is my fave. The impression isn’t so strong, but he’s really living the Carl lifestyle. And the gag about the box and his mouth is just hilarious. Well played, you viral marketing geniuses. See, you don’t have to make the idiots in Boston think they’re getting blown up to have an effective marketing tool!
Nov.20.2008 The November 20 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with piggies on a boat
Yet another reason not to befriend a fat woman, let alone bring her on your boat
-Maxim’s newest Hometown Hottie is indeed hot and breasty
-Could pole dancing be coming to the Olympics? (with eye opening sexy video)
-Jennifer Ellison attempts to cover her huge boobs with her hands
-Here’s how not to pass out (funny pic)
-Hilarious college pranks (video)
-Blake Lively has cleavage
-A collection of awesome homeless man signs (funny pics)
-Warner Bros tells the town of Batman, Turkey to fuck off (funny video)
-A hot Denver Nuggets cheerleader
-The 10 hottest moments in Scarlett Johansson history
-How to teach your girl to fuck like a porn star
-Eva Longoria upskirt
-5 Celebrity scandals that are actually interesting
-More on Karolina Kurkova’s lack of a belly button (plus other Victoria’s Secret girls in bikinis)
-Saluting the retarded workers of Dunkin Donuts (funny pic)
-Emanuelle Chriqui at GQ’s Men of the Year
-Cat rides a Roomba (adorable video)
Nov.20.2008 “Try this fabulous cock”
I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.
Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of the word I intended, I’d be able to pay off my student loans. “Guys, I am so hungry right now for a nice footlong cock..I MEAN SANDWICH OH MY GOD WHAT A SLIP-UP LOL.” And then when I’m hungry for a cock, I say sandwich. Maybe it’s a case of mild latent homosexual dyslexia. I’m no diagnosin’ doctor or nothin’.
Nov.19.2008 The November 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with homemade sex tapes
Making a sex tape with this hot chick goes horribly wrong.
-Erin Andrews’ breasts require bodyguards
-Pop culture propaganda posters (funny pics)
-13 horny mascots (funny pics)
-Holly Madison takes photos with clothes or without
-The 20 hottest Victoria’s Secret models of all time
-Sexy videos from FHM
-Ever seen a girl get fucked in an office window before? (funnysexy pic)
-Hayley Pascoe is an amazing Australian bikini model
-Hot Latina singers bring breasts to the Latin Grammys
-How to not fool your spouse with your iPhone
-What if Facebook took over your whole life for real? (funny video)
-Suge Knight is a problem
-A fine ass in a thong
-A bunch of stuff that astronauts dropped in space
-Tami Donaldson’s chest is exploding out
-A bunch of hot chicks who love video games
-Awesome old article on “Everyday Rules for Being a Good Wife” (hilarious misogyny alert!)
Nov.19.2008 Bears are taking over the world
America is falling apart right now with a shitty economy, civil unrest, and new episodes of Two and a Half Men. So what could be the final sign of our personal apocalypse? Bears are getting much smarter.
I can’t say I didn’t see this coming. Ever since I read my first Berenstain Bears book I was like, “Oh fuck, they’ve gained autonomy.” Who knows what else they’re planning? I’m guessing raping and pillaging can’t be too far away. And trust me when I say that bears are not gentle lovers. My trip across Europe with Paddington taught me a lot. Including that there was nothing but pain hidden beneath his little blue jacket.
