Dec.04.2008 Dog trapped in a forcefield
Ugh. I sicken myself sometimes but there’s a part of me that can’t help but go “Awwwwwwwww” at a humorous animal video like this. The set-up: a little dog is placed in an area lined by soda cans buuuuut it can’t quite comprehend how to get out.
I think it’s great what organizations like the ASPCA are doing, getting retarded dogs like this one into homes of people who fucking torture it by putting toys in areas the dog can’t comprehend getting to. Sure, the dog could live on a farm and chase squirrels while frolicking in corn fields. Or it could be mocked by some creative assholes who enjoy saving the goodness of sugary drinks for far too long. The choice is pretty simple.
Just for the record I’m not opposed to mocking the human retarded mind you. If you want to tie a Ho-Ho to their head with a stick holding it just out of arm’s reach then have them run around chasing it and yelling gibberish and shitting themselves (the shitting themselves isn’t part of the game, it’s just what they do…like a mating a call. A smelly, messy, embarrassing mating call), then I’m all for it. But dumb dogs? TOO FAR, MAN. TOO FAR.
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Dec.04.2008 The December 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with collapses
Middle Eastern dude gives a speech outlining his party’s platform. Then the stage collapses. Fail? Fail.
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-Sexy Myspace whore Gigi has nice implants and candid bikini pics (<3 exotic girls)
-Here’s what girls think that your condom says about you
-Want to Facebook stalk a Victoria’s Secret supermodel? Here’s a bunch of their profiles
-Crazy chick punches strangers because her baby daddy is a drug dealer…I think her mugshot is kind of hot
-Which of the main Victoria’s Secret gals is hottest? YOU DECIDE!
-Finally, a lawyer keepin’ it real in the hood (funny pic)
-Kagney Linn Carter has a hard time covering her boobs with her hands
-On205th continues compiling the 100 hottest wives/girlfriends of athletes (or WAGS) for 2009
-Whitney Port is wearing a hideous dress but an upskirt is an upskirt
-The 12 hottest sloppy seconds girls
-Old man cries over library, is pathetic (funny video)
-Ursula Mayes is Latina hotness in a gold bikini
-40% of German soldiers are too fat for war. Hitler would be so disappointed in you guys
-Drunk college girls being sluts…one seems to be wearing just a belt around her chest. Classy!
-Which of these 12 chicks should be Penthouse Pet of the year?
-A flowchart guide to losing your virginity (very funny pic)
-5 surprising things you didn’t know about Playboy
-Nipples are an important feature on Abigail Clancy
-The 10 most viewed YouTube videos of 2008 (informative!)
-The 10 shortest female hotties (no midgets, fortunately)
Dec.04.2008 So you think this kid is afraid of puppets?
I’m no doctor but this child seems to, best case scenario, not be a huge fan of puppets. Or at worst, thinks that puppets will kill him and his family.
That’s a logical reaction, scratching at a friend’s hair and hitting yourself in the face with a stool. Based on the VHS quality of the video, this kid is probably older now and reacts like a disgruntled ape to things like not getting a handjob from his girlfriend or finding out that he’s wholly uninterested in receiving a handjob from his girlfriend and would prefer to get one from his best friend, Billy. You know, relatable issues.
Not that irrational fears of puppets aren’t relatable, I’ve been raped by a puppet once or twice, so what. You just move their strings and throw your voice to pretend they’re saying nice things and then move on with your life.
Dec.03.2008 The December 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with bears
Trust no bear. An important lesson this woman learned.
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-College girl sells sex for money but still finds herself to be classy
-Adorable freaking cat plays dead (awwwww video)
-Victoria’s Secret model sunbathes naked
-What an awful family picture (funny pic)
-I have a thing for hot chicks wearing nothing but body paint
-The hottest gadget gifts for this holiday season (useful information)
-A Hitler freestyle rap (funny video)
-Great moments in Internet dating (funny video)
-Young boy SUCKS at gymnastics (funny video)
-Is college girls looking for sugar daddies the hot new trend? If so, time for me to put a $20 bill in the front of my pants and head to NYU
-Aya Kiguchi is another hot Asian who kinda looks like an awesome anime character (awesome because of breasts)
-Eliza Dushku is just incredibly hot, especially in a bikini
-My pal Don Chavez is giving away a fuckload of stuff (about $2k worth) this holiday so check it out…in related news, I’m giving away good intentions
-12 of the best kids’ show/rap mashups (like that Lil Jon/Lazytown one I posted the other day…funny videos)
-The 15 funniest Family Guy moments ever (videos, of course)
-Sarah Coggin is a hot girl next door in a see-through shirt
-The LEGO miniman turned 30 this week. Reports of him fucking a 19 year-old minicoed are unconfirmed
-The 15 hottest sister pairings around
-10 great fat guy moments in sports (awesome video collection)
-The 5 weirdest Kool-Aid ads ever (awesome funny video)
Dec.02.2008 The December 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a double dip
Just quit boxing, guys. Really.
-What to get your woman this holiday (because I think we all need the help)
-I enjoy Japanese girls with big breasts in bikinis. I hope you do too
-The top 10 things every man regrets buying
-This iPhone-controlled Lego pouring machine is fucking amazing (SCIENCE! video)
-The USC Song Girls bend over and show their asses because USC is awesome (pics)
-The top 20 celeb nude scenes of 2008
-It’s Asian Fetish Day apparently…here are the 10 hottest Asian models
-The 10 best things you may have found at home on Thanksgiving break
-Deer fucks up hunter after getting shot
-Michael Phelps’ Asian whore girlfriend is hot
-Heidi Miller is a college girl who likes sex
-Dirty secrets of a stand-up comic (funny video)
-Showoff attempts backflip off wall, fails (funny video)
-Carly Zucker is pretty and has a big mouth
-The 12 worst versions of mall Santa (funny pic collection)
-Paris Hilton uses her large breasts to get attention
-This Greek chick is hot and has only hair covering her boobs
Dec.02.2008 Michael Jackson’s Punch-Out
I don’t care how old this is and I don’t care that Michael Jackson is presently as culturally relevant as polio, this is a fucking awesome video. It’s a recreation of the classic Nintendo game Punch-Out, only with Michael Jackson in the role of Mike Tyson and Macaulay Culkin in the role of Little Mac.
There probably weren’t enough jokes about Michael Jackson touching Macaulay inappropriately, but I guess that’s to be expected. Frankly, there are never enough jokes about children being touched inappropriately. What can I say? I’m insatiable.
In a related note, I kind of wish someone rich or famous had cupped my balls when I was younger. I’m fucking paying off college loans forever because David Carradine didn’t feel compelled to stroke my ass once but these other kids are living the high life because MJ liked to get them drunk and play Hide The Misshapen Bleached Sausage with them. I’m not saying I want to be retroactively sodomized, but enough heavy petting to have made a nice $500k nest egg? I could live with it.
Dec.01.2008 The December 1 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with scrotal torture
A good way to mock your friend’s weakness in the gym: Making him kill himself by punching him in the groin while he does the bench press
-How to start a conversation with a random hot chick
-This Cleveland Cavaliers cheerleader is in a bubble bath with her lady friend
-Awesome collection of “Demotivational Posters” (funny pics)
-Holly Valance is Australian hotness
-The Monopoly man has gone bankrupt (funny video)
-What could have happened with your girlfriend at Thanksgiving (funny video)
-Awesome college classes you wish you could have taken
-Drunk Santa Clauses chasing half-naked Hooters girls? Of course it’s in Jersey
-Scarlett Johansson looks hot in the new movie The Spirit
-An extremely thorough guide to all of the celebrity sex tapes floating around (with videos, of course)
-All the old Lara Croft real life models (sexyyyy)
-It’s probably not fair how hot Jennifer Walcott is
-The 6 most inappropriate porn character occupations
-A tribute to awful ass tattoos (funny pic gallery)
-NBA Hot or Not (ranking teams by hot lady)
-Americans <3 guns (funny videos)
-Big boobed girls in bikinis play on a slip and slide (the most compelling video you can ever see)
