Aug.29.2008 A Vida Guerra sighting!

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I think it’s adorable when celebrities basically exhaust all of their fame and then you see them again and you’re like, “Wow! I remember him/her! Glad he/she’s doing well!” Even though they’re fundamentally worthless and you already saw their vag and fat ass in Playboy, meaning there’s really no reason to ever think about them again. But still you’re like, “That was good times when you first got famous.” In an unrelated note…Hi, Vida Guerra.

I find Vida Guerra pretty inspirational because, really, she’s the American dream. Where else can a talentless whore from Jersey who ate too many Steak’ums find fame, implants, and the covers of countless magazines all in exchange for having a huge ass that was pretty regularly Photoshopped by the editors at FHM? Not in Bolivia, I’ll tell you that! SUCK IT BOLIVIA. ONCE AGAIN WE OWN YOU.