Oct.29.2008 The October 29 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with child abuse

A great way to damage your child and probably stunt their growth

-Texas QB Colt McCoy’s girlfriend is smoking hot and posing with friends in her bikini
-Jennifer Ellison is Loaded. With breasts, presumably
-Nadine Velasquez was also in Loaded and she’s bending over in her underwear (seriously, Loaded sounds like a great magazine that I would like to be friends with)
-The smell of farts may control your blood pressure
-Debora Salvalaggio is pure Italian hotness

-The 10 hottest female superheroes of all time
-David Letterman shat all over Lauren Conrad last night. Figuratively (AWESOME video)
-Parody of The View discusses Sarah Palin popping out another kid (funny video)
-Ninja Warrior is badass (video)
-Danielle Bux looks awesome in this month’s Maxim

-This is what a destroyed Ferrari looks like
-Corin Riggs is the hottest pre-med student ever
-20 phenomenal Charles Barkley quotes
-Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are hanging on the beach. Both are fuckable.

-Ten great ideas for offensive last-minute Halloween costumes
-Ursula Mayes is quite attractive and large breasted. Also spicy, because she’s Latina
-This cat is a criminal (video)
-How to be a classy (not really) girl on Halloween
-A great collection of awful Halloween costumes

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Oct.23.2008 Zac Efron sauntering onto Pirates of the Caribbean 4

Zac Efron is going to be in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, according to reports coming out of the UK. There’s a butt pirate joke here that I’m just too classy to make.

Zac Efron will star in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 and, according to reports, will bag £6 Million for the role.

Efron is one of Disney’s biggest stars through the High School Musical films and now it seems they want to keep him on.

The deal also secures the 21 year old for High School Musical 4- which he’d previously been reluctant to commit to.

Zac will now star alongside Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp in the next Pirates movie- which is likely to hit cinemas in 2010.

I don’t think it’s an extremely unnatural departure. Zac Efron has made his fame being a singing high school student with dreamy eyes and, seemingly, a penchant for crossing swords. Meanwhile, pirates typically enjoy sodomy to ward off lonely nights on the high seas. It’s a natural progression.

It’s probably silly to see it as such sacrilege. In fact, why limit the Disney tie-in to just Zac? You could have Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens play some busty wenches who want to seduce the heroes but they get so distracted and just start making out with their hearty bosoms heaving mightily. Yeah basically I’m suggestion that they turn the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel into illegal pornography with minors. It’d be a step in the right direction after the last one.

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Oct.17.2008 OMG U GUYS HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 PREMEER

hay i didnt put any zac efron photos in dis post but omg he is so cute and the movie is comin out next week so they had a premeer in LA n stuff!!!

they look so pretty omg! it wuz so sad wut happened to vanessa tho bc it’s like who hasnt had photos taken of her nude teenage body at some point. cept me bc i dont have a bf right now or nothin. its sorta why i cut myself at night. just to feel alive. lolz!

You know what it would take to get me into this movie? A lesbian shower scene. And an ending scene where the entire school gets suicide bombed by the Arab kid who they thought was cool because he sang and did a flamenco dance. But Farikh fooled you all. Muhahaha.

Also Ashley Tisdale looks vaguely like a Mad Magazine drawing in these photos for some reason. Disappointing.

Oct.02.2008 The October 2 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with EXTREME SPORT

Call me crazy, but that just seems painful.

-More Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
-Top 10 places to get it on in Wisconsin
-LSU dancing is classy, filled with ass-shaking like a Juvenile video (w/ video)
-Vanessa Hudgens is purdy even with clothes on

-Note: time to pay attention to baseball again
-Hollywood stars sarcastically don’t want you to vote
-Hottest Myspace girl ever?
-Sex ed with Archie and Jughead
-No wonder kids want to have sex with Superman

-Fine dining and slutty nurses at the Heart Attack Grill
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews David Blaine in this funny clip
-Californication is good, I hear
-How to turn your crappy wine into good wine