So yeah, dear reader your fears have been allayed. Presumably, the fears that I would be forced to make this blogging thing a full-time job.

I am a gainfully employed man again beginning May 12. Theoretically that has nothing to do with you (though if you’re reading what I have to say every day here, you should be rooting for my successes. Perhaps over your own). But it does! I’m leaving town for like a week. I will probably pop in here and there but not with my usual frequency. So let’s say, for all intents and purposes, I’m out of here til next Wednesday.

Read the archives, check out the sites on the blogroll, maybe check here once a day to see if I said hi and called someone gay/fat/a racial epithet; do what you have to do to get by without the countless minutes a day I distract from your existence. As the colored gentlemen I saw in the Bronx today say: “Word.”

Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue

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So as you’ll know if you’re a regular reader here (or if you read the thing in the upper right corner), your humble editor quit his job to pursue a life of homeless handjobs and eating garbage. My life will maintain some semblance of normalcy due to this blog; I wake up at a decent hour, do some writing, read things…I’m just like you! Except, no joke, I’m sitting here shirtless in a pair of boxers. Ignore your sexual arousal at that thought if you can. The main point I’m driving at is that as of right now, my life is unaffected.

As for why I left my last job (a question I’ve been emailed a couple times), I’m reluctant to say too much. There’s no point in burning bridges publicly, and anything anecdotal I could give you would be hard to understand (or believe the truth in) without you being there. What forced me to leave is that, basically, things reached a critical mass. There was no room for me to learn or grow, everything I did was questioned due to some people being unwilling or incapable to trust their employees, and, honestly, I’m not going to be unhappy somewhere to get a paycheck.

So right now, my life can go in two ways. I can pursue a different path that is more in line with what I’ve dreamed of. Writing, entertainment, I dunno. Or I can take another Public Relations job (the far more likely option), hope it’s a better fit for my personality, and continue doing a good job in a field I’m not in love with. But a field that will actually pay my MANY MANY bills.

I’m sure I’ll keep you updated on where this goes because, hey, I’m sure you care and don’t just come here for snotty comments and occasionally pretty pictures.

And, as a reminder, if you want to fund my continued joblessness and the exciting content up on thsi site, daily, email me at adsATblogofhilarityDOTcom. Everything, including both my ad inventory and soul, must GO!