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This isn’t an ad buy or anything but it’s a nice way for me to give you something free for being someone who reads my drivel. Axe’s PR folks are giving away Axe Detailers (it’s like a less gay loofa) to my readers and, after receiving mine with some body wash yesterday), I have to say it’s pretty solid. So here’s what you do:

Go to their Facebook page and post on the page’s wall. Leave a wall post saying “I Need a Detailer” with a link to this post and they’ll get one out to you. Pretty simple. My gift to you. On to the links!

-Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh win gold and get wet
-Michael Phelps pulls some quality vagina
-The 5 most annoying things to hate about NYC public transportation
-The top 25 MMA knockouts of all time (w/ video)

-Nicole Scherzinger wears a bikini and can really fill it out
-What happened to Zack Morris’s hair?
-Cheryl Tweedy performs in particularly whorish attire
-Everyone’s trying to buy Hayden Panettiere’s bikini bottoms

-Colorado State cheerleaders sure know how to show off their bare asses (with NWS pics)
-Usain Bolt is a rockstar right now, is the NFL next?
-The anatomy of the Facebook profile photo
-Your mom is kind of an embarrassing bar whore (w/ video)

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There’s really no news hook here…I read an article on Brock Lesnar in this weekend’s UFC pay-per-view, then I read an article on Australia and I thought, “Man, I’d love to see some kangaroos beating the crap out of people.” And if I want to see it, clearly you must want to too!

This is like the benchmark for Kangaroo boxing, the clip you’ll find everywhere if you search “Kangaroo boxing” or whatever. It’s a clip of a Kangaroo losing its mind (read: being a Kangaroo) on some talk show. It attacks the woman, then attacks some guy in a leather jacket. It also appears as though it’s being moved by a puppeteer, making for some crazy Drunken Boxing/Puppet Punch hybrid fighting style that’s effective and adorable.

How about a fair matchup? Kangaroo on Kangaroo, no holds barred. I also enjoy how they just stop for no particular reason. That’s how you know they respect each other. Or how someone dropped a hamburger nearby.

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The hottest orgy with yet another reason not to trust a kangaroo

-The definitive Bar Rafaeli bikini picture collection
-Girls are a lot like food. Here’s how
-Naming your energy drink “Pussy” is so scandalous
-The New England Patriots cheerleaders are in China, showing the Chinese how to shake it presumably

LINK OF THE DAY: Marissa Miller is half-naked and oiled up

-Speaking of cheerleaders, I don’t know what Swaziland is but it may have the hottest cheerleader tryouts on Earth
-Giant soccer balls plus small kids is always bound to end in hilarity (w/ video)
-The Little League World Series needs instant replay, because it’s important
-Who are the hottest female fighters alive?

-The greatest wheelchair fight ever (w/ video)
-Fergie is cast as a prostitute…stunner
-11 year-old kills a hog the size of Plymouth Rock. Or at least Fraggle Rock
-Kim Kardashian’s ass comes in many colors

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-How not to act when you go to a Hooters

-The Milwaukee Bucks dancers shake it for your arousal/amusement

-Georgia May, Mick Jagger’s daughter, is hot and wears a bikini

-Old men know how to break a beer pong slump (w/ video)

-It’s not nice to set your friend’s nutsack on fire when he’s passed out. Also: jail

-Elephants are disgusting

-Michelle Wie has nasty thoughts

-Not all MMA fighters look like badasses. Here are the least imposing ones

-Some old men you’d want to hang out with (non-Lemonparty edition)

-8 questionable castings that worked out pretty well

-Michael Jordan has new spicy Latina poontang in his life

The hottest orgy with hot models blogging

-Gisele Bundchen has a blog. I would swap links with her.

-David Blaine creeps out cheerleaders (w/ video)

-Drunk fan does the worm on the Red Sox dugout (w/ video)

-Celebrities went to the weekend’s UFC show, were photographed

-A do-it-yourself helicopter for $3000?

-Man tries to shoot rocket out of anus, not a great idea (w/ slightly NWS video)