Oct.30.2008 Lindsay Lohan rides the subway. Like a savage
Lindsay Lohan and gal pal (I sound like a real gossiper!) Samantha Ronson were in NYC yesterday.
This is what happens in a tough economy guys. Hot chicks shouldn’t be riding the train. They just shouldn’t. The train is for average Joes and ethnic minorities beatboxing. All the attractive women take cabs or magical unicorns who sing pop songs while escorting them to their destination.
I guess she might have been doing it ironically. She probably heard “run to the train” and got on her back all excited with her mouth open then had to be told that the train wasn’t running on her. Oh, the disappointment in her eyes would break your soul.
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Jul.16.2008 The July 16 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with sexy birdies
-The hottest female golfers of 2008 (physically hot, not careerwise, thank God)
-Subways could stand to be this exciting all the time
-Olivia Wilde once made out with Mischa Barton on The OC. Now she is being photographed
-The Karate Kid was kind of a pussy (w/ video)
-Gisele Bundchen will wear assless shorts for a camera
-Dania Ramirez and Kim Kardashian could make beautiful music at the VH1 Awards
-The Winnipeg Blue Bombers cheerleaders are causing a stir with their scandalous photos
-Where are these Viral Video stars now? (w/ video)
-J-Lo has nanny problems, a big ass
-Brazilian chicks named Zu Zu tend to be hot. Remember that
-Billy Packer is gone, celebrate good times
Jul.16.2008 NYC trains are like sexy town
I take the train everyday so you can imagine my disappointment when I read a study about the majority of women being groped on trains and I’m somehow not involved.
You’re on the subway, heading to work, when someone rubs up against you in an inappropriate way. In New York City is happens to women more often than you think.
CBS 2 HD has learned the Metropolitan Transportation Authority has no real plan to deal with the problem.
It’s rush hour and the subway is full of people in a hurry to get somewhere. And that’s when it usually happens.
“Somebody came up behind me and touched my butt,” Judith Doren said.
A study by Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer found 63 percent of women surveyed reported being sexually harassed while on subways and another 10 percent said they were sexually assaulted.
The study also found that 69 percent of the women surveyed reported they had felt the threat of sexual assault or harassment while on the city subway system.
“Felt the threat”? Sounds to me like a couple of fatties were sticking their big ol’ butts out and waiting for a grouping which went unfulfilled.
I dunno though, I also feel like this number might be slightly inflated. Like I’m sure I’ve gotten penises all over me on the train (some deliberate, some not; who are you to judge?!?!)…it’s kind of what happens when you’re in extremely close quarters with a couple hundred other people in a 40×10 box. There was a midget on the 6 train the other day and fortunately for him, the train wasn’t packed. Otherwise I would have delicately placed my scrotum on his head. It’s not sexual harassment, it’s a fact of life.
