Apr.22.2008 The April 22 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with competitive usage of pillows

–Heard of competitive pillow fighting? No? Well, now you have. [Cuzoogle]

–Heidi Montag did or said something dumb. [The Superficial]

–Jessica Simpson celebrates Tony Romo’s birthday in classy, face-licking ways. [ICYDK]

–Emma Watson is celebrating being 18 by wearing see-through underwear. Just like I celebrated my 18th birthday! [Egotastic]

–Hot girls have a knack for picking wonderful gentlemen. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

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Mar.04.2008 Tony Romo and John Mayer are going to slapfight

When it comes to the fair hand of the Talentless Maiden Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo don’t play around. He won’t clap for you, John Mayer!

It was an awkward red carpet this morning at Cosmo’s Fun, Fearless Male Awards with Jessica Simpson’s current beau Tony Romo rubbing elbows with her ex, John Mayer. And while both men behaved like gentlemen on the red carpet, Tony didn’t feel like extending the courtesy once they were inside. John was named Cosmo’s Fun, Fearless Male of the Year during the ceremony and an eyewitness tells PageSix.com, “When John stood up to accept his award, Tony sat in the audience, very much a gentleman, but did not clap. He supported his honey — in spirit.”

So what’s the deal? Is Jessica on the selection committee or does Cosmo have an ax to grind with the singer? Oddly, last year’s big honoree was Jessica’s ex-husband, Nick Lachey, and in addition to Tony and John, Dane Cook was also dubbed to be fun, fearless and male this year (he was linked with Jess while filming Employee of the Month). Looks like the other recipients — Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni, Peter Krause, Dave Annable, MySpace’s Tom Anderson, John Krasinski and Common — have some explaining to do… or something to look forward to!

I like that Page Six is basically calling Jessica Simpson a slut. Which is cool. Because she totally is! It’s called reporting, look it up.

Anyway I’m a Cowboys fan, but I really kind of want to throw something heavy at Tony Romo. He’s just acting like such a bitch lately. This is not how I need my QB to act. I need him to like, punch other men in the face or perhaps drunkenly run them down with his SUV. Not go “Ooh you are such a meanie, I am not going to clap for youuuu.” What a foppish way to get back at a dude who plowed your chick before you. Get your act together, Romo.