Nov.13.2008 Hey look, Tila Tequila, how about that

From some bullshit event for some bullshit thing called “Super Models Unlimited Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful Issue”.

I absolutely hate Tila Tequila. In fact, one time when I saw her while out with my girlfriend and two of her friends, I called her a “worthless cunt” from about 2 feet away which Tila and her fat friend heard (I’m not saying that I intended for them to hear, but still, it’s probably more badass that way). Anyway she’s done nothing worthwhile and here she is showing up to another worthless event. You could probably hold a party called “An Event in Which We Do a Forcible Clitoral Circumcision on Tila Tequila” and she’d still RSVP so long as Splash’s paparazzi were going to be there (the paparazzi have a known love of clitoral circumcision photo opps).

Anyway I hope she dies. No real punchline there, just me wishing death on some chick I don’t know.

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May.15.2008 The May 15 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with big baby boobs

–Christina Aguilera lost the human inside of her but kept the huge breasts. [ICYDK]

–Tom Brady says what we all think. [NextRound.net]

–A fine collection of the attractive wives and girlfriends of MMA fighters. [On205th]

–Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a classic for the following reasons. [Mac G's World]

–Tila Tequila does have an alien-ish quality. [Banned in Hollywood]