Aug.25.2008 Sophie Monk has a stupid tattoo

Sophie Monk was at a hairdresser this weekend and she revealed, for the first time, some stupid tattoo on the back of her neck reading “Monk”.

Either she’s too much of a dolt to remember her last name or Tony Shaloub is tagging her with reckless abandon. Either way, this is one of the stupidest tattoos in the history of mankind.

It makes me angry because there are few things worse than an idiotic tattoo, especially on an attractive girl. Sophie Monk pisses me off more and more every time I see her since she had that photo leak of her in an absurdly skimpy bikini a couple weeks back. It makes me sad. I’m not supposed to hate big breasted girls until after I have sex with them. Because, baby, how can I respect you if you have sex with someone like me? Disgraceful.

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Jul.28.2008 The July 28 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with penises

-USC Song Girls love penis…beer bongs (w/ awesome pics that continue to do my alma mater proud)
-Girl walks in on gentleman masturbating, hilarity ensues (w/ video)
-Screech’s Saved by the Bell tell-all should be enrapturing
-Top ten uses for a dead cat

-Jacquelyn Soprano: Sluttiest lawyer alive
-The ladies of Comic Con 2008 are the only vaginas the attendees of Comic Con 2008 will ever see
-Sienna Miller needs virtual pubes
-Audrina Patridge will continue to be linked for doing nothing and showing her amazing boobs

-The 3 strangest moments in TV history
-Spaniard projects his genitals onto building, great way to deceive people into thinking you’re a black man
-Man gets tattoo of woman with breast implants with an actual implant inserted in the boob. Chris wants to punch him and rupture said implant
-Jessica Hardy: Attractive, kicked out of the Olympics for a banned stimulant

Jul.23.2008 The July 23 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with magic bikinis

-Sophie Monk has the most sheer bikini in history

-Cristiano Ronaldo is probably gay

-My alma mater USC continues to have the hottest cheerleaders alive; this is the front runner for this year’s Song Girl of the year

-Audrina Patridge continues to look amazing in bikinis

-Kim Kardashian is making it obvious that she works out and doesn’t just eat Steak’ums to keep her ass large

-Marisa Miller is attractive, just FYI

-30 perfectly valid reasons why you suck

-Ohio State is fellated by everyone

-Myspace girl Lauren is rich, spoiled, hot

-Least sexy catfight ever (w/ video)

-Barack Obama has got hoops

-Note: When getting tattoo, make sure the tattoo artist can spell

May.13.2008 Brad Pitt sucks at tattoos

There are few things as annoying as a shitty tattoo (part of the reason Megan Fox isn’t the most amazing thing ever to me). Well, welcome to the club Brad Pitt.

Brad’s unusual back tattoo comprises groupings of horizontal black lines, with bizarre boxed shapings below.

The strangest combination appears to be inspired by a map of the levees in New Orleans, which was ravaged by Hurricane Katrina in 2005 when the systems failed.

More than 1,800 people died in the storm and during the rescue debacle which followed, mostly the poor, sick and disadvantaged. Costing around $81billion, it was also the costliest disaster in U.S. history.

This latest etching joins previous markings of Otzi the Ice Age caveman on Brad’s inner left forearm and a Sanskrit Buddhist blessing for Cambodian-born Maddox on his lower back.

Brad, who has been dating Angelina, 33, since 2005, also has the actress’ birthdate written in Khmer on his stomach.

Well, the Khmer tattoo is fine. Who doesn’t have their body adorned with Khmer birthdates? Oh wait, I thought that was a Kumar tattoo. Sorry, I don’t know “things” per se.

Anyway the only way that having a tattoo of New Orleans’ levies on your body is okay is if you’re from New Orleans or if you like to have trannies named Katrina ejaculate on your back. That’s fun from an ironic standpoint for everyone involved!

Apr.08.2008 The April 8 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with animal anus

–Great idea of the day: Using your belly button for a tattoo of an animal’s anus. [Tasty Booze]

–I was once in love with Lucia Tovar because she looked like she was made of sweet sweet plastic. Now you can be too. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–Former USC RB/current Florida RB Emmanuel Moody is a fag. Does the why even matter? He just is. [Losers with Socks]

–Is Miley Cyrus even the hottest Disney jailbait? [WWTDD]

–Lindsay Lohan’s dedication to her musical craft should embolden us all. [Best Celeb Gossip]