Apr.28.2008 Jessica Alba large, flanked by past version of self
From, I assume, outside an all-you-can-eat buffet…
Yeah, Jessica Alba looks like a circus tent…no, a little classier…wedding tent. Which is fine, I guess. She’s been pregnant for like a year now, so she should theoretically be the size of a finely crafted German automobile. But who’s that chick behind her? I’m going to guess a sister or something, maybe a personal assistant. But it’s kind of depressing because, to me, she looks how Jessica Alba used to look before she swallowed one of those Swiss workout balls. It’s like having a painful reminder of how great you used to look with you at all times. No wonder Jessica’s turned to food so vigorously and authoritatively.
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