Apr.17.2008 The April 17 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy that distracts you from its big pregnant belly

–Jessica Alba is pretending to still be sexy even though she’s the size of a manatee. [On 205th]

–You know how I know you’re white trash? You’re teaching your kid how to do a beer bong (w/ video). [Busted Coverage]

–Philadelphia 76ers dancers know what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside their respective lower halves. [Don Chavez]

–Barack Obama has got game. [Mac G'S World]

–Susan Sarandon still has boobs. GRANDMA NOOOOOO…COVER THOSE UP PLEASE! YOU’RE EMBARRASSING US! [WWTDD]

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