Oct.09.2008 McCain-Palin supporters are way smart

There’s a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here’s proof that you are:

Sure, it’s easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It’s easy to call them mouthbreathers and racists and sheltered white people. It’s easy to call them one mere chromosome away from complete mental retardation. It’s easy.

Oh, I didn’t really have any follow-up for that, I just like things that are easy. That’s why your mom and I are such good friends. OH NOT LIKE THAT! I just meant she’s a great conversationalist.

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Oct.08.2008 Jamie Lynn Spears is EXTREMELY fertile

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue…

A source tells the publication, “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical.

“Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.

“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.

“She’d expected to have her period by early September, but a home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.

“Lynne was livid when she found out.”

Read that again…she thought she couldn’t get pregnant by breast-feeding. That’s like something a small child would think, how retarded is this girl? That’s like when I used to tell girls to click their heels twice after accidentally erupting inside of them. Sure, it didn’t work, but if you believe hard enough and close your eyes real tight, I’ll have enough time to run out of the apartment and never see you again. So I guess that’s the difference…my idea actually worked.

Man she must really love unprotected sex though. For a teenage girl to get knocked up immediately after popping one out, she’s got to have a strong hatred for latex. She may punch Trojanman every time in the face she sees him. It’s that strong that no mascot can stop this skin-on-skin menace.

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Jul.07.2008 The July 7 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with hot models blogging

-Gisele Bundchen has a blog. I would swap links with her.

-David Blaine creeps out cheerleaders (w/ video)

-Drunk fan does the worm on the Red Sox dugout (w/ video)

-Celebrities went to the weekend’s UFC show, were photographed

-A do-it-yourself helicopter for $3000?

-Man tries to shoot rocket out of anus, not a great idea (w/ slightly NWS video)