Dec.04.2008 Quote of the Day

An Australian dad is suing a school for “teaching her about religion”…only it’s not so much religion unless you consider Steve Carell a Biblical figure and “Evan Almighty” scripture. Which you might. I’m not here to lay blame, man.

Mr Williams said the Ark replica was later pinned to the classroom wall, and the teacher showed his daughter a DVD “with a Genesis theme and a book about Noah’s Ark”.

The school denies the claim, saying the children were shown a video of Evan Almighty — a comedy about a man who builds a replica of Noah’s Ark — and a book about the Ark as part of a unit of study on animals and the noises they make.

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Jun.18.2008 The Rock loves the Cock

I’d be lying if I said I weren’t writing this post just for that headline. Anyway, Dwayne “The Not Rock” Johnson said kissing Steve Carell was fantastic.

Who would have guessed that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would go from wrestling the world’s best to kissing a man for money? And Johnson actually enjoyed the experience.

“One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man,” he told Pop Tarts at the Los Angeles premiere of “Get Smart” on Monday evening. “Will Smith did it in his movies, so did Jake Gyllenhaal, and I figured it was my time. So it was me and [Steve] Carell — fantastic.”

Carell (aka Maxwell Smart) fails to escape Johnson as Agent 23 during a fight scene toward the end of the flick, so he uses lip-locking as his ultimate weapon of defense.

Yes, what a stretch. A man goes from rolling around on a mat with other sweaty men and doing interviews about shining objects up and shoving them in someone’s rectum to liking kissing a man. Wow. Stunner. Did you know that parrots often enjoy the flavor of a cracker? Will wonders ever cease?

I think any man would probably kiss Steve Carell though. Gosh he’s so funny. So smart. Hair always well done. And he has a surprisingly taut body. Yeah, that’s the kind of man you can really see yourself with. Mmm. Make love to me Steve. That’s what he said. Tee hee.