Nov.17.2008 The November 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with ceilings
Spiderman is using his powers for evil
-The hottest Hooters waitress in all of Wisconsin
-The week in breasteseses
-Beyonce shows the goods in German GQ
-What are the coolest places to have sex? (worth it for the first comment alone)
-The 10 hottest celebrity female dominatrix scenes (w/ videos, of course)
-Hot sideline reporter finds ways to make herself hotter
-The Kardashians show off their bikinis
-Farabe Cottingham has long legs and fuckme boots
-Tina O’Brien looks good in lingerie
-Every image you need from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show
-Good advice goes bad in this skit with the dude from Will and Grace (funny video)
-The top 20 wrestling moves that sound like sex acts
-Stacy Keibler gives the Meow Mix cat a boner (funny pic)
-The top 50 basketball commercials of all time
-Funny sexual moments in video games (funny video)
-More funny overheard college quotes
-Worst translation fail EVER (funny pic)
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Oct.14.2008 The October 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gunfire
Way to shoot a gun, blondie.
-How to spot fake boobs, with helpful sexy images
-Cougar or not? Fun quiz
-Stacy Keibler is smoking hot in the new Maxim
-Even more on the Sarah Palin porno
-Maxim’s Hometown Hottiest: Celebrity look-alike edition
-Bar Rafaeli in lingerie!
-The Big Ball Workout looks like fun. Mostly because of the booty involved (video)
-Delightful cleavage
-Hugh Hefner seems to be enjoying many new hoes
-Katy Perry’s bringing huge breasts to the MTV Europe Awards
-Anna Semenovich’s hands can’t quite cup all of her goodness
-Tom Green teaches Xzibit how to freestyle (video)
-How to pick up chicks (funny video)
-Translated rap battle (funny video)
Aug.28.2008 Celebrity girls really want their pink Blackberry Curve
I was flabbergasted to see some of these photos this morning from some event for the new Verizon Blackberry, the Pink Curve. It’s not even that the phone is so new and awesome or anything…it’s just a pink version of the same fucking phone that’s been on the market for a year or more. Ugh. You women and your pink things and your menstrual cycles. Then again, look at the joy on Stacy Keibler’s face!
Girls are so ridiculous. You could probably paint anything pink and they’d be like, “Wow! A pink version! Awesome!” Hmm…*looks at genitals…seems like I have an idea.
More girls at the launch party below. Also please pray for Rashida Jones. It appears that, based upon the photo below, she seems to have been stricken with polio. Tough illness to recover from.
From left to right, Rashida Jones, Kim Kardashian, Sarah Chalke, Emmy Rossum, Lake Bell, Sanaa Lathan. [Source]
Aug.27.2008 The August 27 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with flying gymnast fists
Olympic starlet Alicia Sacramone is a menace to society…don’t ever let her punch you in the face, like this dude
-The 5 best drunk women at baseball games (w/ video)
-Stacy Keibler has legs, an awareness of how to use them
-5 movies Vin Diesel didn’t totally suck in. Boiler Room may or may not be featured 5 times
-Danielle Lloyd flashed her ass around in the classiest way possible (NSFW ads)
-Women in 80s workout videos had a certain charm (w/ video)
-Hayden Panettiere swam around in a bikini and perhaps slipped a nip
-Some of the absolute worst fight scenes of all time (w/ video)
-Nokia’s new phone is pretty badass
-Gamers are doing really weird, phallic things with the new Spore video game
-Fight over bananas ends in a father chopping off his son’s hand
-More hilarity with exercise balls: A kid gets smashed in the face in this one (w/ video)
-5 essentials for tailgating
Jul.17.2008 Stacy Keibler forgot her hotness at home
Stacy Keibler was at the Television Critics Association whatsit promoting some crap I won’t watch. I dunno what happened, but apparently she neglected to bring the sexy with her.
I’m guessing that she feels like she has to be respectable so that fatsos and other “normal” people will perceive her as attainably pretty, but I think that she looks like Meredith Viera and she also appears to have Paris Hilton feet. Which are great for opening pickle jars or scaling rock walls while maintaining a vertical perspective but not so great for me boning you. You’re not even the hottest on the stage. At best, you’re second. Probably third if I’m drunk enough. And that’s not even counting the chairs. I’m just saying…for your information. I know you care. At least pretend you care. Sniff.
Jul.15.2008 The July 15 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a celebrity dress
-Ever want to sniff Stacy Keibler’s crotch? Buy her dress, like Busted Coverage did
-Alyssa Milano <3s the MLB All-Star game
-Here’s what NCAA Football 09 needs
-Lauren Conrad may very well be coming to your town
-Kids love beer if they’re Cubs fans
-Five fictional movies that changed reality
-Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel no longer (literally) bumping uglies
