Nov.12.2008 22 year-old wins World Series of Poker and $9 million
Oh you know how I love people younger than me with infinitely more wealth and success. Well, now we have a 22 year-old poker player added to that list.
A 22-year-old Danish poker professional won the World Series of Poker early Tuesday, turning a wheel straight on the last hand to become the youngest champion in the history of the no-limit Texas Hold ‘em main event.
Peter Eastgate hit an ace-to-five straight on the turn and instantly called an all-in bet from Ivan Demidov on the river to win the title and $9,152,416. Demidov held two pair, twos and fours.
The previous youngest champion was 11-time gold bracelet winner Phil Hellmuth, who was 24 when he won the tournament in 1989.
“It feels good to beat Phil’s record,” Eastgate said after taking pictures with stacks of $100 bills and his new gold bracelet. “I was not focused on the record that I could break, I was just focused on the game.”
There is no singular money-generating thing that bothers me quite as much as poker. Well, poker and Web sites. Because holy shit does it get annoying to see how every good idea I’ve ever had get turned into a Web site sometime a couple months later. Which is why I’m left with this soupy drek I write every day. If I saw Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg on the street, I would kick him right in the head of his cock.
Anyway so yeah he’s $9 million richer. Whatever, I found a Junior Mint on the floor and I ate it. So we’re pretty even, I’d say.
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Oct.09.2008 The October 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with ball kicking
Man takes a nut shot for White Sox tickets…I bet he’s wishing he had that one back now
-The hottest politics-loving UMass student ever. PS Boobs!
-Five overused sports announcer cliches
-Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies
-Howard Stern’s wife Beth Ostrosky: Hot or Not? (I vote no)
-Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie finalists are up
-Carrie Milbank is a hockey hottie
-Badass dude survives a bear attack
-Don’t hire Hillary Duff to do your PSA (w/ video)
-What child doesn’t want to build their own geese farm (pic)?
-The 52 best natural breasts EVER
-Adriana Lima proves sex sells
-Naked Spaniard goes for a swim (w/ less sexy video than title might lead you to believe)
-A candidate for Mother and Teacher of the Year
-Lucy Wieland is in a bikini, asking for it
Oct.06.2008 Anna Kournikova went to a charity event, stood there
From Friday night’s 2008 YouthAIDS Gala…
You know, it’s rare, but I have to take a change on my usual stance of delivering just hurtful words and applaud Anna Kournikova. It’s great to see her coming out in support of a cause that few people get behind. Yes, AIDS is bad, but sometimes you need to step up and say, “Hey, AIDS has rights too.” I assumed that’s what YouthAIDS is all about, providing children with AIDS so that they don’t have to go diseaseless. Sure, more and more children are infected with a serious illness each year, but we can’t stop until every child has an illness to call their own.
I’ve launched my own campaign to that end, but it doesn’t have a formal “name” or “strategy” yet, beyond the usual combination of wine coolers and Hannah Montana DVDs. We’ll get there, though. Dare to dream!
[Even more HQ photos here, if you're into such things]
Oct.03.2008 The October 3 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with girls laughing at you
This is just absurd.
-Be careful who you hire for your buddy’s bachelor party (w/ video)
-Taylor Momsen and Willa Holland on the set of Gossip Girl (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee)
-Who’s hotter: Aubrey O’Day or Jenna Jameson
-Romanian girls are sexy
-Woman brutally attacked BUT THE BLUE JAYS WIN! (hilarious pic)
-I heart Monica Bellucci
-..you had me at Lingerie Football
-Hmm, sexiest presidential debate parody ever? (w/ video)
-Tricia Helfer is pretty, bikini clad in FHM Germany
-Alabama fans get creepy with ESPN’s Erin Andrews
-Nick and Norah share an Infinite Playlist and hot girls
-Yahoo Canada advocates suicide
Oct.02.2008 The October 2 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with EXTREME SPORT
Call me crazy, but that just seems painful.
-More Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
-Top 10 places to get it on in Wisconsin
-LSU dancing is classy, filled with ass-shaking like a Juvenile video (w/ video)
-Vanessa Hudgens is purdy even with clothes on
-Note: time to pay attention to baseball again
-Hollywood stars sarcastically don’t want you to vote
-Hottest Myspace girl ever?
-Sex ed with Archie and Jughead
-No wonder kids want to have sex with Superman
-Fine dining and slutty nurses at the Heart Attack Grill
-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog interviews David Blaine in this funny clip
-Californication is good, I hear
-How to turn your crappy wine into good wine
Sep.29.2008 The September 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rolling faces full of crotch
Trying this with a guy friend of yours might have much less sexy results
-Naked go-karting? Sure, why not!
-Shocker: The 2008 Playboy model of the year is quite attractive
-Audrina Patridge is drunk, wet, and in a saucy bikini
-Jets tailgating features a car blowing up (w/ video)
-Kimberly Holland is pretty in her lingerie
-Gemma Atkinson has a 2009 bikini calendar
-Safe-for-Work porn is fun (w/ video)
-The latest Sarah Palin/SNL skit was solid (w/ video)
-…but people are trying to take advantage of her with Sarah Palin porn (w/ photographic evidence)
-Some hot chicks came out to the NBA Live 09 debut party
-Brett Favre’s top 10 sidekicks (I hate him)
-Reminder: Scarlett Johansson has boobs
-…which are now married to Ryan Reynolds
-MILF ATTACK!!!!
Sep.25.2008 The September 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with cowardice
MMA fighters are very tough. Except when they’re scared.
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-A huge compilation of hot chicks wearing football jerseys
-People act strange around hot chicks form the Big 10 (video)
-Farting man gets charged with battery
-Chris Rock went after Bill Clinton (video)
-Least surprising news of the day: Home schooled kids are hilariously awkward (video)
-Jennifer England looks good in a bikini
-Noel Gallagher of Oasis describes crapping in the Queen’s bathroom
-Jennifer Love Hewitt once looked very good sans clothes
-There are 10 legit reasons to care about the NHL this year (Elisha Cuthbert is always one)
-Man buys beer for his four year-old, thinks it’s okay
-Keeley Hazell seems to be missing the lingerie part of her lingerie calendar (NSFW)
-..but Kim Smith does
-Julia’s legs are open 24 hrs
-A fine way to get injured at work (video)
