Nov.12.2008 The November 12 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a magnificent punch
Real people getting punched in the face will always warrant a link
-Scarlett Johansson brings huge cleavage, nerd appeal to a photoshoot
-Holly Weber fills out a bikini nicely
-Turkish town of “Batman” sues Dark Knight producers
-Why is every girl working for Disney a complete hobag?
-Hot Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader frolics in candid bikini pics
-Mexican soap star Geraldine Bazan has quite an ass
-Mirella Grisales makes you grateful for thongs
-A Blake Lively/Leighton Meester lesbian fantasy
-Guess Whose Boobs: Asian edition
-Sammy Braddy bends over. Also she’s a chick in case you were concerned
-Guns up, bitch (funny video)
-Classic SNL Celebrity Jeopardy with Burt Reynolds (funny video)
-A great collection of Sophie Monk
-Dad loves son’s pee wee football hit, he makes a YouTube video (funny video)
-Who’s the hottest Saved by the Bell babe?
-More college girl stripper pole tailgating
-The 10 hottest moments in Marissa Miller history
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Nov.10.2008 The November 10 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gas
Women can’t drive? No way!
-Vote for 2009’s top 99 women (sexy pics)
-A collection of sex-inspired sculptures (pics)
-College cheerleader SHOWDOWN
-Insanely hot Greek girl in her underoos (hot)
-The 10 hottest boob commercials of all-time (videos)
-Audrina Patridge has wonderful fake breasts
-Overheard on the college campus (funny)
-Man attempts to jump fence, fails (funny video)
-Lucy Pinder’s breasts are not covered by her Superman t-shirt (<3 the underboob)
-Find Bin Laden, get an oil change (funny pic)
-LSU co-eds play with a stripper pole
-Creepy item of the day that’s not a dildo: The Boyfriend Arm Pillow
-Ten great banned commercials that never made it to the US
-Angelica Carrera is posing in just a towel and has an AMAZING ass
-Sophie Monk in a see-through top
-A masturbating Tarzan toy (funny video)
-A collection of Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks and her EPIC cleavage
Oct.13.2008 The October 13 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with Dangerous Minds
Reminder: Don’t wake up a sleepy black man.
-The USC Song Girls celebrate 40 years of jailbait excellence
-Brandy Dahl is a fine fitness model
-Sophie Monk is see-through
-Best detention slip ever
-Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends seem nice, twin-like
-Carin Ashley is the hottest girl I’m linking to today
-Thandie Newton is the Hottie-in-Chief
-The most embarrassing walks of shame
-Porn star or celebrity?
-Johnny Knoxville’s gonna rassle
-Make a Hot Girl Laugh: Gay guy v. straight guy (funny video)
-Anna Paquin broke the boobs out on True Blood last night. I was stunned. Aroused. Stunned.
-Meg Ryan looks like the Joker now
-The Best of Entourage’s Ari Gold (w/ video)
Sep.12.2008 Sophie Monk can ride a bike, cannot find supportive bikini top
Wow this is a real stunning news development and not at all a cheap reason to post pictures of Sophie Monk in a bikini, but look, a bike! She can ride a bike!
It must be pretty awesome to be a moderately famous hot girl. You can just do absurd things in a bikini and paparazzi will take your photo and you’ll be even more famous despite not doing anything of note. Now, I can’t ride a bike, so if I were theoretically a hot chick, I probably couldn’t just ride a bike in bikini photos for attention (I’d assume my lack of bike-riding skills would transfer over in spite of my change of gender roles). I’d probably juggle out on the streets in my bikini. Or maybe shoot Koosh balls at passersby and giggle. Sure, it’d probably be a totally cunty thing to do (Keep in mind, I’m a hot chick in this scenario), but you’d be so distracted by my heaving bosoms that you wouldn’t have time to judge. And that’s why Catwoman was such an effective criminal.
Aug.25.2008 Sophie Monk has a stupid tattoo
Sophie Monk was at a hairdresser this weekend and she revealed, for the first time, some stupid tattoo on the back of her neck reading “Monk”.
Either she’s too much of a dolt to remember her last name or Tony Shaloub is tagging her with reckless abandon. Either way, this is one of the stupidest tattoos in the history of mankind.
It makes me angry because there are few things worse than an idiotic tattoo, especially on an attractive girl. Sophie Monk pisses me off more and more every time I see her since she had that photo leak of her in an absurdly skimpy bikini a couple weeks back. It makes me sad. I’m not supposed to hate big breasted girls until after I have sex with them. Because, baby, how can I respect you if you have sex with someone like me? Disgraceful.
Aug.07.2008 The August 7 Hot Link Orgy
Here’s how to not ask a girl out. Ideally, you’d like to remain on your feet and not faceplant into a locker. The more you know.
-Woman on donkey fights off lion with machete…whaaaaaa
-O.J.’s butt boy Kato Kaelin continues to pull quality tail
-Monica Bellucci does not seem to age
-Bill O’Reilly’s wife boned Flavor Flav…who else could she have been with?
LINK OF THE DAY: Tree porn is hilarious (w/ video)
-Lauren Conrad got her hair did
-Sophie Monk has a hard time keeping her nipples down
-Christina Aguilera had questionably-real nude photos taken in 2004. Here they are. You know you need to click this, right? (NWS, obvs)
-The University of Florida is kind of a mess
-Joanna Krupa brings breasts, more breasts to Maxim
-New iPhone app to tout how rich you are costs $1000…well, I guess it delivers what it promises
-Denise Richards likes to pretend to be a bride
-Tuesday was National Underwear Day, who knew?
-Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders have an 80s quality to them
Aug.04.2008 The August 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dog vomit
Today’s reason why you should never trust a dog in the video above. Ever since a collie stole my identity, this became my life’s mission.
-Redneck stabbed over cheap beer
-Hookers may be the only thing to keep the US from Olympic Gold
-Sophie Monk went to buy a Ferrari, brought boobs with her
-Women wrestlers are tough, capable of caning many people (w/ video)
LINK OF THE DAY: Arizona State has an undie run that may very well top all others
-Heath Ledger offers something a little different in this version of The Dark Knight
-Audrina Patridge and Nereida Gallardo both love to frolick on the beach
-Canada has new female stomach-inspired holiday
-Becky Hammon is the hottest woman in the WNBA but also a traitor to our fair America
-Patrycja Mikula: Hard to spell, easy to find unbelievably sexy
-Cougars are loose on major college campuses
-Remember Tara Conner, the disgraced former Miss USA? She has a tell-all book full of saucy details
-Christina Applegate’s breasts are now full of cancer but her island remains full of whore
