Sep.08.2008 Leighton Meester is dressed like the classiest slut ever
Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester went to a Calvin Klein event yesterday. And she wore this:
The blazer says “I’m classy and know how to be professional” but the see-through shirt says “You can finish anywhere you want.” You don’t see a woman of contrast like that just anywhere. Though it’s hard to tell what look she’s going for here…slut or edgy-classy? The only way her outfit could get any more confusing is if she started dressing like Matthew Lesko and offering me ways to get money from the government for free.
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Aug.04.2008 Miley Cyrus has been hacked yet again
Just as predicted on Friday’s post on Aussie pop star Jess Origliasso’s nude pics, America will not stand to see its teen whore crown taken from Miley Cyrus. Check out these photos leaked on that Digital Gangster forum with the dude who hacked Miley Cyrus’s email.
There’s even some speculation that in the above photo, Miley has a wad of jizm on her stomach (see slightly to the left of her belly button). Now I’m no jizz expert, despite what my business cards might say, but I find it far-fetched that Miley would take photos of herself with baby batter on her stomach. Wouldn’t there have to be someone there who left the jizm? And couldn’t they be the one to take the photo/insist on taking the photo then? I don’t think they’d just leave the room and demand she take a self-portrait with the load of life fluid. Plus Miley seems like more of a swallower than that.
Anyway there are two more photos below. I hardly feel as though these photos have upped the ante from the aforementioned Origliasso photos, but I guess there should be something of a curve considering Miley is underaged. If only there were Olympic judges who specialized in unexpected, pop star candid sluttery. One day. Dare to dream, I say.
Jul.14.2008 Miley Cyrus isn’t good at showers
Some dude claims to have hacked Miley Cyrus’s email and found some sauuuucy photos. And by “claims to have found” I mean that he definitely found.
I guess it’s true what they say, celebrities just don’t know how to do the most basic things without the help of an assistant or manager or publicist. You’d think that Miley Cyrus would understand some basic things. You’re a celebrity and a role model, Miley. You have to understand…showers are taken WITHOUT shirts. Sigh. Kids these days.
More photos at the link above.
[Thanks to well-endowed reader Jason for the tip]
