Mar.17.2008 SITE NEWS: Our hero is lacking Internet
I just made the move from my old place to my new one. So what does that mean? Couple things…Hot Link Orgy is out this week I think because I usually prepare that the night before. And my posts will be less refined and probably less frequent since I don’t have the prep time I usually have as my nights will now consist of my staring at the wall and masturbating to caveman drawings rather than using the Internet. Sigh.
Anyway, onward and upward.
Smooches,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue
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Mar.06.2008 Blog of Hilarity is now a top 10000 blog on Technorati
On a fairly regular basis, I check Technorati for the BOH’s reactions and rankings. And imagine my surprise when I saw this today. I’m the 8,021st most awesome blog on Earth, according to Technorati!
I have no doubt in my mind that this is a beautiful beautiful error. But check it out for yourself and enjoy it while it lasts. Your hero editor is now FINALLY recognized for his greatness. Never has an incorrect algorithm felt SO good.8,021 on your list, #1 in your hearts!
Feb.28.2008 So I guess an explanation is in order
I feel like lately I’ve been writing more posts about the site than I have actual posts so my apologies. But yeah, basically, our host (who I’m sticking with right now even though I absolutely want to fucking murder them so I shan’t mention them by name) randomly fucked something up on Tuesday. Then fixed it late Wednesday. Then broke it again. Then I got a new host and switched the nameservers there. Then I switched it back to the first host so I can grab files off the FTP. Then the site began to look like it works again, so I put a new template on it, updated Wordpress, and now pray that it won’t take a shit again.
So after approximately 2 hours on hold with tech support, hours spent yelling profanities at the utter confusion behind why my blog didn’t work, and possible kidney stones passed, here we are. Needless to say, I’m hoping for the best and expecting the worst, so back-ups have been made and I’m paying for the new host too for right now. Just in case.
Much meanness to come, I’m sure.
Angrily yours,
Chris
Your Paragon of Virtue
