Oct.15.2008 The October 15 Hot Link Orgy (w/ a giveaway!)
The hottest orgy with less body hair
Ever want to hear a man talk about trimming his pubes? Here’s your chance
So we’re giving away a free Norelco Bodygroom today because it’s almost winter and it’s important to keep your bikini line fresh for all those winter bikinis you wear. Because women find your funky body hair disgusting. First to watch the video above, then email me at roomtonecsATblogofhilarityDOTcom with the subject “Chris, you’re awesome” gets it. And if you don’t win that one, check out the Bodygroom at ShaveEverywhere.com. Makes for a great holiday gift for the hairy man in your life.
-Suzanne Carlsson is the hottest thing in Scotland. Other than kilts.
-<3 big boobed Asian girls in bikinis
-These kids shows leave something to be desired
-Nicolette Sheridan looks good in a bikini for a 45 year-old
-Mila Kunis!!!!
-Midget Sarah Palin (w/ video)
-Shaving Obama into your head: Great idea
-The worst movies based on video games
-Be careful when opening the fridge (funny video)
-No hooking allowed here, sir (pic)
-Danielle Lloyd is WAY hotter than Sarah Palin
-50 songs guys should never admit listening to
-Dancer on Argentinian Dancing with the Stars’ boob pops out, yet she dances on (not really NSFW BUT AWESOME video)
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Apr.09.2008 Jessica Simpson has a pretty hearty beard
Uh maybe Esquire and I have different perceptions of what’s sexy, but the cover of this month’s issue, which features a topless Jessica Simpson shaving her face, is not something I’d value too much.
It’s supposed to be a throwback to a cover from many moons ago that featured some old whore Virna Lisi (I don’t know who she is and, let’s be honest, what am I going to do “research”?). It just kind of strikes me as odd. Like I guess the idea that she’s topless is wonderful; she has great breasts that deserve to be featured alongside large bolded words that seem to spout gibberish as though they were from A Beautiful Mind. But no matter how sultry a look someone makes, it’s hard for me to be sexually intrigued by them when they’re shaving a beard, no matter whether it’s an imaginary beard or not. Unless they’re Abe Lincoln, I guess. Man, what a sweet ass he had. He can emancipate my loins any day.
For the rest of the images from her feature (which are less beardful), head over to Egotastic.
