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Yay more teacher-minor sex!

Everyone’s favorite story of “sort of attractive teacher fucks minor” is back! This time, it’s a 29 year-old and a Buffalo high school teacher who were found after going missing for a day.

A missing 14-year-old student and his female teacher both have been found safe — he in a Hamburg mall, she found [...]

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Judges know sexy

Is it a conflict of interest when a judge presiding over an obscenity trial has an EXTREMELY BIZARRE personal site? With porn? More like a conflict of sexy.

The L.A. Times is reporting that Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, who is currently presiding over an obscenity trial [...]

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The sexiest bikini photos you’ll ever see

From a beach. A sexy beach.

Good God is that hot. Sure, Queen Latifah is a bit thicker than the ANOREXIC girls you see everywhere, like the streets or the “Before” photos of a Jenny Craig ad, but free your mind. And the rest will follow. Presumably follow her to a Popeye’s [...]

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Now I love the Coffee Bean

Yesterday, we talked about how we received a publicist email talking about how Miley Cyrus loves the Coffee Bean. Included in that pitch was an offer for free product and FREE HIGH-RES COFFEE BEAN IMAGES. Well now, half of that bargain has been lived up to. And my expectations have been EXCEEDED. [...]

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Miley Cyrus likes the Coffee Bean!

Well, I like Miley Cyrus. I like coffee (not really, but let’s go with it). So when will a publicist combine these two loves for me? OMG! This is an email I just received!

She may be in hot water for her controversial photo in Vanity Fair, but Miley Cyrus is staying [...]

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