Jun.11.2008 Scarlett Johansson looks stupid
If I wanted to fuck Debbie Harry, NEWSFLASH: I’d fuck Debbie Harry. It’s not like it’s that hard. If I offer her some Thin Mints, a nickel, and a gramophone, I’d receive a season pass to her weathered cooch. It also comes with a free gym bag!
Seriously though, I hate when large breasted women do things that don’t emphasize their obvious advantages over normal women. That’s why I wear bicycle shorts, no matter what the season. And put my leg up on chairs. It’s like I have the Worcestershire Farms Sausage Factory in my pants and you’re all invited to a taste-test session. When you gots it, flaunts it.
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May.19.2008 The May 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with horses and bitches
–The Preakness had attractive girls and large hats. Sometimes together! [The Angry T]
–…and an ugly girl who got her nose broken on the infield. [Busted Coverage]
–Dwayne Wade bought his mom a church for Mother’s Day. I bought my mom an altar boy. Point Chris. [Lion in Oil]
–Finally, a video of Scarlett Johansson singing poorly (w/ video). [IDLYITW]
–Most violent soccer situation ever (w/ video). [Brahsome]
