Sep.30.2008 The 9 best Jewish things
It’s Rosh Hashanah today, also known as the Jewish New Year. What does that mean (other than that your Jewish coworker, Schmeckel, shouldn’t be off on December 31st or January 1st)? It means it’s a time to look at a few of my favorite Jewish things!
Home decor: Menorah
How do you improve upon a candle? BY MAKING SEVEN OF THEM IN ONE! Man, that’s clever. The “more is more” philosophy is also pretty in line with America’s, I’d say.
Societal convention: Circumcision
Have you seen an uncircumcised penis? It’s all hooded and shady looking. Looks kind of like one of the police drawings of the Unabomber.
Enemy: Mel Gibson
Good to see his hatred for the Jewish people didn’t force him out of a prominent starring roles in Hollywood. *looks at IMDB page… Oh.
Half-Jewess: Scarlett Johansson
She’s allegedly half-Jewish and now married to a Canadian in Ryan Reynolds. If she were full-Jewish, they would have been married six months ago, she’d be done acting, and they’d currently be at Marshalls looking for a good deal on home goods.
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Jul.15.2008 The July 15 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a celebrity dress
-Ever want to sniff Stacy Keibler’s crotch? Buy her dress, like Busted Coverage did
-Alyssa Milano <3s the MLB All-Star game
-Here’s what NCAA Football 09 needs
-Lauren Conrad may very well be coming to your town
-Kids love beer if they’re Cubs fans
-Five fictional movies that changed reality
-Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel no longer (literally) bumping uglies
