Nov.18.2008 The November 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with organized combat
You may want to pursue a new activity after getting owned like that
-The Nickelodeon chicks you loved are now all grown up (with pics)
-Amateur girls in assless chaps = niiiiice
-The Smallest Cock in Porn (funny video)
-10 virtual life sites to ruin your marriage with
-How to effectively pretend to be on your cell phone
-Maury Povich redefines hard hitting journalism (funny video)
-Ronald McDonald loves porn (funny pic)
-Audrina Patridge brings her amazing breasts to Atlantic City
-5 things you may not have known about women
-Kelly Brook’s busty in a bikini
-The Attractive Girls Union holds a press conference (funny video)
-Now that Barack Obama is President, racism is over! (funny video)
-More outtakes from GQ’s Megan Fox photoshoot
-This Zune ad leaves something to be desired (video)
-The 10 funniest Internet fail videos of all time
-Hot Arizona State coeds and beer
-<3 Elisha Cuthbert
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Nov.12.2008 Quote of the Day
A teacher is probably going to get fired for some racially charged comments on her Facebook about the school she teaches at. Just a reminder to removed the pictures of your penis that say “My boss’s mouth should go here” on your account.
Superintendent Peter Gorman has recommended firing a teacher who listed “teaching chitlins in the ghetto of Charlotte” as one of her activities and drinking as one of her hobbies.
In her “About Me” section she wrote: “I am teaching in the most ghetto school in Charlotte.”
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Oct.29.2008 Urban Dictionary + Adsense X Racial Intolerance / Obama = Fail
This is either the best or worst ad targeting I’ve ever seen.
The only way this could be worse juxtaposition is if it the page were about deadbeat dads or how to dunk a basketball. Poor form, Urban Dictionary.
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Oct.08.2008 The October 8 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with corn
Rachael Ray really likes corn. Like, really really.
-Angelina Jolie may need extra help to stay hot
-Halle Berry is the 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire. She brings out boobs to celebrate
-Yvonne Strahovski had the sexiest photoshoot for Self ever
-Thongs are prevalent on South American TV (w/ video)
-No shirt can contain Salma Hayek
-Ali Landry needs to make a comeback
-Anna Faris is purdy
-John McCain said “my friends” 21 times during the debate
-Comedy.com goes to the Pirates II porn premiere (funny video)
-People want to buy Shea Stadium toilet signs for lots of money? Really?
-The 7 best NBA TV shows
-Jodie Marsh has no shame
-Awesome usage of racism at this KFC!
Oct.06.2008 The October 6 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with poor parking skills
Parallel Parking: You’re doing it wrong
-Ten National Anthem performances you’d probably prefer to forget (w/ video)
-One of the finest stripteases EVER (w/ video)
-Nadine Velazquez lost her top. Poor girl
-Kimbo Slice got knocked the fuck out (w/ video)
-…and that dude who knocked him out pulls some quality tail
-I still heart Andy Samberg, check him out as Mark Wahlberg talking to animals in this clip (w/ video)
-Britney Spears races go karts
-Hilarious post here…7 things rappers can talk about in the recession
-Jennifer Ellison gets naked in her 2009 calendar
-Hockey Moms against Sarah Palin (w/ video)
-Strip monopoly with Kaila Yu (w/ video)
-Beyonce’s ass will not be made available for public consumption
-Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett is hot
-Racism against Barack Obama? No way
Sep.16.2008 Eve La Rue looks MILFtastic, Lakeview Terrace still looks retarded
There’s a new Samuel L. Jackson movie out this Friday starring the fine lady below and, in spite of her fantastic Mom boobs playing a cop, it looks absolutely awful.
Samuel L. Jackson takes a dark turn in his new urban thriller, ‘Lakeview Terrace,’ and the top box office star joined forces Monday night with the film’s superstar producer, Will Smith, for their big New York premiere!
“It’s just such a powerful concept, the idea of it, almost a reverse racism,” Will tells ET. “Sam, that thing he’s got in his eyes — it’s just a great concept.”
In theaters Friday, ‘Lakeview Terrace’ finds Jackson as a stern, straight-laced LAPD cop whose vigilance crosses the line when a newlywed couple (Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington) moves in next door. Disapproving of their interracial relationship, Jackson’s persistent intrusions on the couple begin to generate a deadly tension when they decide to fight back.
The trailer:
Yes, truly powerful stuff. And by my definition of “powerful”, I mean “It’s a pretty powerful idea that you can churn out a low-budget piece of crap like this and it’ll totally turn a profit because Samuel L. Jackson plays an entertainingly awful psychopath in this bizarrely concepted film.” I hope all the characters learn lessons about equality too because that’s really what this is all about. I mean, did you watch the trailer? All my conventions about race were turned upside down. Lakeview Terrace will truly be our generation’s Brown vs Board of Ed.
Eve La Rue is sexy though, so at least there’s that.
Jul.17.2008 Jesse Jackson used the N-word when talking about Obama
Here I was, thinking the N-word was dead and buried. But I was wrong because, somehow, Jesse Jackson was able to unearth it and utilize it when discussing Barack Obama in a controversial off-air recording with Fox News.
The Rev. Jesse Jackson used the N-word during a break in a TV interview where he criticized presidential candidate Barack Obama, Fox News confirmed Wednesday.
The longtime civil rights leader already came under fire this month for crude off-air comments he made against Obama in what he thought was a private conversation during a taping of a “Fox & Friends” news show.
In additional comments from that same conversation, first reported by TVNewser, Jackson is reported to have said Obama was “talking down to black people,” and referred to blacks with the N-word when he said Obama was telling them “how to behave.”
“I am deeply saddened and distressed by the pain and sorrow that I have caused as a result of my hurtful words. I apologize again to Senator Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, their children as well as to the American public,” Jackson said in a written statement. “There really is no justification for my comments and I hope that the Obama family and the American public will forgive me. I also pray that we, as a nation, can move on to address the real issues that affect the American people.”
I think by now you’ve realized that I have no problem with using irreverent language, but Jesse Jackson is such a sanctimonious prick about everything racial, including Imus’s comments about the Rutgers girls, the N-word in general, hip-hop, basketball, sleeping with white women, not tipping well…uh…A Different World…the list goes on!
Doesn’t he kind of look like Admiral Akbar though (side by side comparison here)? An alien WOULD want to stir up controversy like this all the time to divide us, only to conquer us down the road. The solution: Give Jesse Jackson Reese’s Pieces. WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS.
