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–A giant dildo saunters behind this reporter’s live shot (w/ video). [Yep Yep]

–A friendly reminder of how bad I suck at geography: Can you be a Lufthansa pilot? (game) [Bright Black Internet]

–Megan Fox is attractive in a Rolling Stone photo shoot. [on205th]

–The consistency of the “Guido Face” is alarming. [AfroJacks]

–A friendly reminder of why Goldeneye for Nintendo 64 was awesome. [NextRound.net]

Now that he’s won the Democratic nomination, Barack Obama is letting loose on some interesting issues. First on the docket: Absentee black fathers.

Barack Obama celebrated Father’s Day by calling on black fathers, who he said are “missing from too many lives and too many homes,” to become active in raising their children.

“They have abandoned their responsibilities, acting like boys instead of men. And the foundations of our families are weaker because of it,” the Democratic presidential candidate said Sunday at a largely black church in his hometown.

Reminding the congregation of his firsthand experience growing up without a father, Obama said he was lucky to have loving grandparents who helped his mother. He got support, second chances and scholarships that helped him get an education. Obama’s father left when he was 2.

Obama urged black parents to demand the best from themselves and their children.

He compared it to his own presidential campaign and early comments from black voters who said they liked him but didn’t think a black man could ever be elected president. He said they were admitting defeat before the competition had even begun.

“That was when I wasn’t black enough. Now I’m too black,” he said in a joking aside.

Hmm, now I love Obama. But I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out how unfair it is that he can make these comments. Whenever anyone else mentions race it’s like “Whoa whoa you can’t do that!” But when he does it’s like “Haha oh you.” When I start talking about the failures of black men, and granted it’s a different “er” word being bandied about other than “father,” all I get is glares and occasional fists to the face. Which just seems unfair.

Jokes aside, I think this is kind of bold on his part to talk about Black issues. There are few things that make white people, both liberal and conservative, feel more icky than black people candidly discussing racial issues. They feel excluded and uncomfortable and, unfortunately, might be too close-minded to understand that Obama is trying to improve the country by lifting up one of its weaker segments. Shrug. On the plus side for black people, the NBA Finals are pretty entertaining! And I hear there are some “ill” sneakers available for sale! We are truly living in a new era.

There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.

A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.

A photograph taken by a city official shows bicyclists and equipment being hurled high in to the air by the collision.

Rodriguez says Juan Campos was charged with killing Alejandro Alvarez, 37, of Monterrey.

You hate to see a bunch of people get injured as a result of one person’s failures at life. Even if they are Mexicans. And I know we all think that Mexicans are barely people, but come on, let’s put that aside for a minute. Wait, we don’t all think that? Oh. I thought there was a bill passed to that effect. It must have been in my dreams. Sigh.

You know what they should do? Hire some Mexicans to clean up that mess. They must be pretty plentiful for hire in Mexico. Work on that, Johnson.

Via MMAmania comes this extremely short fight from something called Legends of Fighting, ending in an embarrassing double knockout.

I really feel like this has to be fake. The guy on the right getting knocked out appears to have gotten knocked out in a way similar to how a Broadway performer would get “knocked out” in a performance of West Side Story. And like how bad do you have to be at your job for this to happen? I’ve always thought that getting hit and not like collapsing in a pathetic fashion was an important part of professional fighting. It’s like if I start a new job as a pirate and I come into work and not only do I not have a parrot, but also I’m Asian so I can’t say “Arrrrr” all the time because it comes off as “Alll” and everyone I interact with gets confused pretty quickly. It’s like “Whoa buddy, let’s get the fundamentals in place here.”

Do you like racism, bounty hunting, and Hawaii? Well congratulations, your show is coming back on the air, Dog.

Bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman’s TV show will return to the air this summer, months after it was pulled when the reality star used a racial slur in a profanity-laced tirade.

Filming has begun on the fifth season, according to executives with A&E, the cable network that broadcast “Dog the Bounty Hunter.” Reruns of the show will start June 25, with new episodes, including ones from the fourth season that have not previously aired, coming a few weeks later.

“It’s not about ratings,” A&E spokesman Michael Feeney said. “We know his heart. We know him and know he’s not a racist.”

Niger Innis, national chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality, said Chapman’s use of the racial slur was wrong. But he noted that Chapman “took ownership of the harm it caused” and “sought to turn his life around.”

Alphonso Braggs, Hawaii chapter president of the NAACP, disagreed, saying Chapman got off lightly for behavior that is “absolutely unacceptable.”

“If individuals see they are able to behave inappropriately with little or no consequence, they will continue that pattern,” he said.

“There was one perfect person, and they called him Jesus Christ,” Chapman said. “You have to … realize that everyone is human, and you can err.”

It’s pretty funny that the chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality is named Niger. Probably for the best that Dog hasn’t met him. I don’t think Dog knows the meaning of a soft G sound. Or many other things, actually.

Fun Fact: Jesus may have been perfect, but I bet he still loved to throw the N word around. So then is that really a bad word? “But Jesus never said that,” you say. Apparently you didn’t read that chapter in the Bible. You know the one. Where he goes to Freaknik and his girlfriend Candy hooks up with a Grambling student. It’s in there. Uh, Chapter 14 I think. The one with that story about the Jews.