Jun.05.2008 The June 5 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a midget ladies’ man
–When you’re a non-celebrity midget sleeping with real people, you have to be a player. Take his advice (w/ video). [Gibbs12]
–Sorry kids, no “douchebag”-themed parties for your college. [Tasty Booze]
–The New England Patriots wholeheartedly endorse drugs. [Don Chavez]
–Rachael Ray wants to spend her days squeezing meat (w/ video). [Mac G's World]
–What do you want from the NBA Finals, beginning tonight? [Cuzoogle]
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May.28.2008 Rachael Ray is behind 9/11
You may think Rachael Ray is innocent but me and the Conservative bloggers know otherwise…this bitch is a TERRORIST.
Does Dunkin’ Donuts really think its customers could mistake Rachael Ray for a terrorist sympathizer? The Canton-based company has abruptly canceled an ad in which the domestic diva wears a scarf that looks like a keffiyeh, a traditional headdress worn by Arab men.
more stories like thisSome observers, including ultra-conservative Fox News commentator Michelle Malkin, were so incensed by the ad that there was even talk of a Dunkin’ Donuts boycott.
‘‘The keffiyeh, for the clueless, is the traditional scarf of Arab men that has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad,’’ Malkin yowls in her syndicated column.
‘‘Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant and not-so-ignorant fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons.’’
The company at first pooh-poohed the complaints, claiming the black-and-white wrap was not a keffiyeh. But the right-wing drumbeat on the blogosphere continued and by yesterday, Dunkin’ Donuts decided it’d be easier just to yank the ad.
Fuckin’ a, thank God for Michelle Malkin bringing this to light because I knew from the first minute I saw Rachael Ray that this bitch was a terrorist. Only instead of planes and violence, she uses fatty foods and an obnoxious Rosie O’Donnell-like quality (only with slightly less vag munching, I think) to tear us all apart.
It also kind of annoys me that she’s always all over products I buy, like my Wheat Thins. Ironically, they’re reduced fat, and I’m pretty sure Rachael Ray’s never reduced any sort of fat in her life. She’s built like a professional wrestler from the early 80s, like before they had to all be in shape and roided up. Anyway, go fuck yourself Rachael “Iron Sheik” Ray.
Apr.09.2008 The April 9 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy featuring a rejected firecrotch
–Producers of an indie film turned down Lindsay Lohan’s request to go to totally nude for it. [The Superficial]
–Do you like attractive blonds with large breasts? Well take your bizarre fetish to this link and meet Lauren Stevens. [on205th]
–Remember that post yesterday about the YouTube video of girls beating up another girl? Well here it is (w/ video…obviously). [Busted Coverage]
–Public erections can be embarrassing. [Brahsome]
–Rachael Ray almost popped a boob. A big, fat, meatloaf-loving boob. [Celebslam]
