Jun.04.2008 The sexiest bikini photos you’ll ever see

From a beach. A sexy beach.

Good God is that hot. Sure, Queen Latifah is a bit thicker than the ANOREXIC girls you see everywhere, like the streets or the “Before” photos of a Jenny Craig ad, but free your mind. And the rest will follow. Presumably follow her to a Popeye’s or, more likely, a plankton feast. But you know it’s love when she leaps above you, flying over the wall you’re stationed by in the middle of the ocean. Sure, it may be a little slimy. But what love isn’t?

PS I really hope people who have my site feed saw this, clicked on it, and were immediately extremely disappointed. That’s what you get for trusting me!

[Thievery of The Superficial. Go there for even more unadulterated sex on the beach.]