Nov.19.2008 Quote of the Day
Chuck Norris is still a huge Internet meme. Well, turns out you can add “rampant hatred of homosexuals” to his list of “awesome Chuck Norris facts”. From an essay he wrote (Chuck Norris can string that many thoughts together? Wow)…
Bitter activists simply cannot accept the outcome as being truly reflective of the general public. So they have placed the brainwashing blame upon the crusading and misleading zealotry of those religious villains: the Catholics, evangelical Protestants, and especially Mormons, who allegedly are robbing the rights of American citizens by merely executing their right to vote and standing upon their moral convictions and traditional views. [...]
The truth is that the great majority of Prop. 8 advocates are not bigots or hatemongers. They are American citizens who are following 5,000 years of human history and the belief of every major people and religion: Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. Their pro-Prop. 8 votes weren’t intended to deprive any group of its rights; they were safeguarding their honest convictions regarding the boundaries of marriage.
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Nov.18.2008 Quote of the Day
So this lady lost her eye. Her logical solution? Turn her into a cyborg by installing a Webcam into her eye. Only she’d be slightly less functional than a cyborg because, you know, she still couldn’t see. You might as well put a big penis on a midget for the same amount of worthwhile usability.
“There have been all sorts of cyborgs in science fiction for a long time, and I’m sort of a sci-fi geek,” Vlach tells the New York Daily News in a story published Monday. “With the advancement of technology, I thought, ‘Why not?’”
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Nov.17.2008 Quote of the Day
An awesome article is in the Daily Mirror in the UK today about how Barack Obama’s day-to-day life will change now that he’s President (i.e stuff a President gets, can no longer do, etc). From that article comes this:
At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models of the Washington Monument to put beside their beds. They had simply to knock them over to summon the guards.
But the models were abandoned after Vice-President Dan Quayle - noted for being clumsy - knocked his over late one night while making love to his wife.
In seconds, the door burst open, the lights went on and Mrs Quayle was thrown out of bed to the floor as bodyguards flocked around her husband to ensure his safety.
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Nov.14.2008 Quote of the Day
Australia’s Federal sports minister (whatever the fuck that is) is pretty hot. So Zoo Magazine offered her 30k in whatever currency (koala droppings?) to pose nude. Her vaguely intrigued response…
“She had a chuckle at the idea but has decided against it,” her spokesman told Zoo.
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Nov.13.2008 Quote of the Day
Some old bitch got beaten up by gays for protesting their protest. Now she’s thinking about pressing charges.
Carrying a large, Styrofoam cross, 69-year-old Phyllis Burgess showed up at a rally last Friday against Proposition 8, the ban on same-sex marriage that was passed on Election Day in California.
“I guess I didn’t see the gravity of the whole thing and how it was being portrayed to the public,” Burgess told the paper. “People are incensed. They seem to want some kind of justice.”
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Nov.12.2008 Quote of the Day
A teacher is probably going to get fired for some racially charged comments on her Facebook about the school she teaches at. Just a reminder to removed the pictures of your penis that say “My boss’s mouth should go here” on your account.
Superintendent Peter Gorman has recommended firing a teacher who listed “teaching chitlins in the ghetto of Charlotte” as one of her activities and drinking as one of her hobbies.
In her “About Me” section she wrote: “I am teaching in the most ghetto school in Charlotte.”
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Nov.11.2008 Quote of the Day
With the economic downturn, even a school such as Harvard is feeling the squeeze…the squeeze on it’s $37 billion endowment. Bye bye golden toilets in freshman dorms and “Hooker Handjob Thursdays” :(
“We need to be prepared to absorb unprecedented endowment losses and plan for a period of greater financial restraint,” [Harvard President Drew Faust] said.
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