Nov.06.2008 The November 6 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with backflips
If that’s real, that’s the most impressive thing I’ve seen since looking down my pants this morning
-The 10 most unbelievably sexy commercials
-Sexy new lingerie catalogue puts Victoria’s Secret to shame
-A photo tribute to wild college party girls
-Bar Rafaeli wears a see-through shirt quite nicely
-The University of Arizona girls lacrosse team partied hard for Halloween
-New England Patriots cheerleader gets booted for drunken photos
-A look at all the first ladies that could have been
-What girls think about your rampant porn habit
-Letizia Filippi is the International Babe of the Day aaaaand she appears to be falling out of her top
-Brooklyn Decker looks good in lingerie
-Michelle Hunziker writhes around, looks sexy
-A Bikini moment with busty Sofia Vergara
-Let’s never forget Obama Girl and her luscious…uh…face. And boobs (video)
-Saved by the Bell: The Unrated Edition (funny video)
-Here’s where to volunteer to improve the world and meet hot chicks
-Keeley Hazell in daisy dukes to launch something or other
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Oct.14.2008 The October 14 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with gunfire
Way to shoot a gun, blondie.
-How to spot fake boobs, with helpful sexy images
-Cougar or not? Fun quiz
-Stacy Keibler is smoking hot in the new Maxim
-Even more on the Sarah Palin porno
-Maxim’s Hometown Hottiest: Celebrity look-alike edition
-Bar Rafaeli in lingerie!
-The Big Ball Workout looks like fun. Mostly because of the booty involved (video)
-Delightful cleavage
-Hugh Hefner seems to be enjoying many new hoes
-Katy Perry’s bringing huge breasts to the MTV Europe Awards
-Anna Semenovich’s hands can’t quite cup all of her goodness
-Tom Green teaches Xzibit how to freestyle (video)
-How to pick up chicks (funny video)
-Translated rap battle (funny video)
Oct.08.2008 The October 8 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with corn
Rachael Ray really likes corn. Like, really really.
-Angelina Jolie may need extra help to stay hot
-Halle Berry is the 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire. She brings out boobs to celebrate
-Yvonne Strahovski had the sexiest photoshoot for Self ever
-Thongs are prevalent on South American TV (w/ video)
-No shirt can contain Salma Hayek
-Ali Landry needs to make a comeback
-Anna Faris is purdy
-John McCain said “my friends” 21 times during the debate
-Comedy.com goes to the Pirates II porn premiere (funny video)
-People want to buy Shea Stadium toilet signs for lots of money? Really?
-The 7 best NBA TV shows
-Jodie Marsh has no shame
-Awesome usage of racism at this KFC!
Oct.03.2008 Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn
Two stories jumped out at me and, frankly, I don’t cover nearly enough porn here. So here’s two important news items.
The Sarah Palin porn is a go! After a casting notice went up earlier this week on Craigslist, the ho portraying Sarah Palin in new porn Nailin’ Paylin will be Lisa Ann (pictured above, right). Finally, the White House motorboat scene we’ve all been waiting for. When reached for comment, Lisa Ann removed two dark footlong penises from her mouth, clanked them together and said, “Here’s to success!”
Meanwhile, the any-asshole-can-go-into-space company Virgin Galactic declined a million dollar offer to shoot a porn in space.
The private company planning to take wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere starting in late 2009 or early 2010 has refused a million-dollar proposal to film a sex video while the participants are floating gravity free, the company’s president said.
Will Whitehorn, president of Virgin Galactic, said the offer, from an unidentified party, “was $1 million, up front, for a sex-in-space movie. That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”
Whitehorn disclosed the rejected transaction here Sept. 30 during the International Astronautical Congress. He said Virgin Galactic, part of Richard Branson’s Virgin Group, is planning to begin flights of the WhiteKnightTwo aircraft in late 2009 or early 2010 from Sierra County, N.M.
So, if you want to see what jizm looks like without gravity, you’re going to have to just keep throwing cupfulls in the air and hoping they somehow never land.
Sep.29.2008 The September 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rolling faces full of crotch
Trying this with a guy friend of yours might have much less sexy results
-Naked go-karting? Sure, why not!
-Shocker: The 2008 Playboy model of the year is quite attractive
-Audrina Patridge is drunk, wet, and in a saucy bikini
-Jets tailgating features a car blowing up (w/ video)
-Kimberly Holland is pretty in her lingerie
-Gemma Atkinson has a 2009 bikini calendar
-Safe-for-Work porn is fun (w/ video)
-The latest Sarah Palin/SNL skit was solid (w/ video)
-…but people are trying to take advantage of her with Sarah Palin porn (w/ photographic evidence)
-Some hot chicks came out to the NBA Live 09 debut party
-Brett Favre’s top 10 sidekicks (I hate him)
-Reminder: Scarlett Johansson has boobs
-…which are now married to Ryan Reynolds
-MILF ATTACK!!!!
Sep.23.2008 Hot female twins become porn stars, family is sad - NOW WITH NSFW LINKS
It’s tough out there when you have a couple of attractive young daughters. It’s even tougher when they’re twins. And it’s even tougher than that when you find out they love getting deep-dicked on and off film for money.
The family of identical twins who left Sunderland to become porn stars have spoken of their shock after learning of their secret lifestyle.
But Noor and Zayna Ellemore today told how they have no regrets after appearing on a national television show to discuss their involvement in the adult film industry.
The Thorney Close sisters, also known as Kit and Kat, took centre stage on the Jeremy Kyle Show with their grandma Pat, who says she is disgusted at her granddaughters’ choice of career.
But the former Sandhill View schoolgirls, who can charge up to £500 an hour as escorts for a London-based agency, say the show has brought them closer together.
When questioned by host Jeremy Kyle about her choice of career, Zayna said: “At first we were doing normal glamour stuff, but there’s a fine line between glamour and porn and it’s easy to slip to the other side.”
If you’re interested in such things, you can see the girls as Kit and Kat, “The Blue Two”, at this NSFWish link.
It’s true though, there is a fine line between glamour and pornography. For example, often times on a photoshoot, you’re just there posing and all of a sudden it’s like “Wow, a penis! I should insert this inside of me!” Believe me, I know. I was a hand model for 6 months.
I’d be remiss if I pointed out that I don’t find them THAT hot other than the idea that they’re twins and seem to put out at the drop of a hat. Like seriously, 500 pounds? For both of them? That’s a bargain and a half, I’d think. That seems like a discounted hooking rate, even with the pound’s value being so much higher and them being in good shape but maybe slightly busted. Global whore economics are confusing!
UPDATE: Since there’s a debate on how hot these two are (I think bonus points for being twins but fundamentally, they’re butterfaces) found a couple more shots on Fark: Boobs and butts
Aug.28.2008 The August 28 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a big leap
I like when a video features someone succeeding…check out this leap of someone off a balcony into a pool
-Kate Moss is naked and kinda saucy (NSFW)
-The Repo Man loves America right now, so sayeth Stephen Colbert (w/ video)
-The signs in sports and the gentlemen who hold them
-A reminder of why Internet message boards can be problematic
-Lucy Pinder and Danielle Marsh are friends with boobs
-You don’t need to know Valerie’s last name to appreciate how a bikini can’t contain her assets
-Erin Andrews is a big fan of Cocks. The college football team. Also, male genitalia
-Awesome cars to tailgate with
-College girls in bikinis sure seem to enjoy their beer bongs
-Help pick the new Toronto Raptors cheerleaders
-Mother-daughter porn sounds like fun
-Advertising anal rape on a billboard seems a bit odd
