Jun.11.2009 The June 11 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with exercise
When exercise machines attack
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-It’s seriously embarrassing being a white person sometimes (funny pics)
-7 depressing signs that you’re an adult
-Girls break down creepy fetishes and what they think
-Kathy Lee Gifford vs MC Hammer is the blood feud we’ve all been waiting for, I think
-5 movies that’ll make grown men cry
-Some of the most disturbing animals on Earth
-I would totally drive this car (second pic is the money shot)
-A big ass gallery of celebrities without make-up
-The 10 most difficult types of kisses to complete
-The 12 funniest TV show-inspired tattoos
-5 videos of Geraldo Rivera that make him look like an ass (otherwise known as “5 videos of Geraldo Rivera”)
-The 10 most badass TV characters
-Shockingly, drunk whores don’t dance that well
-Whyyyyy do hipsters dress like this? (funny pic)
-35 awesomely creative tip jars
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-Heather Graham may be an older woman now, but I’ll be damned if these shots of her with pokies aren’t the hottest photos I’ve seen today
-Hot amateur girls in cowboy hats are a secret fetish of mine
-Jessica Biel’s pokies are also worth acknowledging
-Adriana Fonseca is a busty Mexican actress in lingerie
-The most powerful female celebs (who’ve been topless in a movie)
-Lindsay Lohan loves getting an object in her mouth
-Cristina Buccino is oiled up and busty
-A photo collection of hot college girls grabbing each others’ breasts seems like a good idea here
-Real University of West Virginia girl strips down to a bikini
-Nikki Whelan looks better sweaty than I do. Probably
-Kagney Linn Karter is totally going to fuck a horse (this is NSFW but it kind of amused me)
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Sep.23.2008 Megan Fox has a wet dress
Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.

I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”

Aug.18.2008 Lisa Rinna brings pokies, bikini to wash her car
I’m not going to act like I’m an expert on manual car washing, but these “leaked ‘paparazzi’ photos” of Lisa Rinna just perplexed me.

I get washing your car, I get using a hose and leaning around. I even get wearing a bikini while doing it. But seriously, a gold bikini with aroused nips? It’s like you’re not even trying to pretend that your privacy is being invaded. When I want to pretend like I wasn’t expecting someone to be watching, I always go like, “Oh wow! I didn’t expect to see you! This is a violation of my privacy” and such. It really throws people off your track. Because even if they don’t believe what you’re saying, the fact that you’d act disgusted makes them more than willing to pretend that you AAAALWAYS walk around with your bathrobe undone stroking your genitals and offering to give women “free mustache rides.” Let me live my life, PAPARAZZO.





