Sep.23.2008 Megan Fox has a wet dress
Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.
I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”
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Aug.18.2008 Lisa Rinna brings pokies, bikini to wash her car
I’m not going to act like I’m an expert on manual car washing, but these “leaked ‘paparazzi’ photos” of Lisa Rinna just perplexed me.
I get washing your car, I get using a hose and leaning around. I even get wearing a bikini while doing it. But seriously, a gold bikini with aroused nips? It’s like you’re not even trying to pretend that your privacy is being invaded. When I want to pretend like I wasn’t expecting someone to be watching, I always go like, “Oh wow! I didn’t expect to see you! This is a violation of my privacy” and such. It really throws people off your track. Because even if they don’t believe what you’re saying, the fact that you’d act disgusted makes them more than willing to pretend that you AAAALWAYS walk around with your bathrobe undone stroking your genitals and offering to give women “free mustache rides.” Let me live my life, PAPARAZZO.
