Jul.07.2008 Your childhood fears have been illustrated in photographic form

Via Kayfabe comes this surrealist photography that aims to illustrate traumatic images from childhood. Think less like your uncle’s whisky breath and more like the Boogeyman, pretty perturbing yet cool.

I like this image mostly because I really relate to that one hand going straight for the big boobs. It’s like, hey, yeah I’m a disembodied hand coming from the floor, but whatever man, I need to get some action too. What, because I’m a little “different” you’re incapable of seeing that I’m a man? A man with needs? Well fuck you, Dressy. Because I will yank you down to some sort of abyss. Or your basement, whatever. With gusto.

Editor’s Note: Changed this to a link instead of a posted image because, I dunno, it’s a little too gross/kid-fucky to me: LINK

Uh…are we doing surrealist photography or are we in Pete Townshend’s computer? I guess those things don’t have to be mutually exclusive, but still…a bit perturbing and kiddie-pornish, I say. But whatever, art is art, so..that’s cool.

View the photographer’s Web site here.

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Jun.12.2008 Time Magazine takes funny photos

Some photographer from Time followed Democratic nominee Barack Obama on his primary victory night and I just saw the photos attached to some article today. One in particular stood out as odd.

That white chick is really looking longingly at Obama. I’m thinking the term “Mandingo” may be slung around a bit. Also, the guy on the left looks like he’s really glad that Obama has loose background checks. Or a lack of opposition to hiring pedophiles.

Also, the photo looks like an all-ugly cast photo from 24. See?

I guess there’s worse things to do than liken Obama to Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer would get shit done. And torture the economy back to life. God I miss him so much. Come back Jack Bauer. I can’t live without you, can’t breathe without you.