Sep.24.2008 Martha Stewart likes them big
You had to know that a woman so domineering and seemingly passive aggressive As Martha Stewart is a tremendous, unbridled size queen.
The only way this photo from her show from Tuesday could have been more reflective of Martha’s preferences in a gentleman is if it were a big black Yodel that smacked her on the lips repeatedly then exploded all over her face.
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Aug.29.2008 Your child’s botany project may have gone amiss
This is from some class project and, since my work computer has so graciously decided to clear all my personal settings and history, I have no clue what the source is. So let’s pretend it just came to me in a vision.
I’m not sure why the clowns look so sad. Seems like they should be proud of their accomplishments.
Fun fact: Did you know that a male cat’s genitals are spiky? I’m reminded of that for some reason.
Jul.28.2008 The July 28 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with penises
-USC Song Girls love penis…beer bongs (w/ awesome pics that continue to do my alma mater proud)
-Girl walks in on gentleman masturbating, hilarity ensues (w/ video)
-Screech’s Saved by the Bell tell-all should be enrapturing
-Top ten uses for a dead cat
-Jacquelyn Soprano: Sluttiest lawyer alive
-The ladies of Comic Con 2008 are the only vaginas the attendees of Comic Con 2008 will ever see
-Sienna Miller needs virtual pubes
-Audrina Patridge will continue to be linked for doing nothing and showing her amazing boobs
-The 3 strangest moments in TV history
-Spaniard projects his genitals onto building, great way to deceive people into thinking you’re a black man
-Man gets tattoo of woman with breast implants with an actual implant inserted in the boob. Chris wants to punch him and rupture said implant
-Jessica Hardy: Attractive, kicked out of the Olympics for a banned stimulant
Jul.25.2008 This soup is HUGE in San Francisco
This is an ACTUAL product found in a supermarket in the Bronx. Reportedly, this was the only soup that Robert Reed would eat when he was stricken by illness before his death.
[Thanks for the tip Carlos. You should have sent it sooner though; it seems like you sat on the Cock for too long]
Jul.03.2008 A comic because I’m bored
I really don’t see anything I want to write about and I’m not doing any work at all, so here’s a fun little thing I drew to remind you all of how immensely talented I am in every facet of Internet entertainment (don’t even dare to approach me in my LOLcatting. Don’t dare). Enjoy!
Jun.30.2008 Miley Cyrus wants you to eat her penis-shaped gummy treats
Hrm.
Is there anything this girl does that isn’t sexual on either a subtle or overt level? The only way this is acceptable is if there was a surplus of gummy penises that this company got on the cheap, so they put pink food-coloring on them and said, “Eh, kids are idiots.” Because I can totally relate to wanting to save money and find new uses for gummy penises. I made my surplus of penis gummies into an affordable yet suitably squishy sex doll!
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Jun.11.2008 Scarlett Johansson looks stupid
If I wanted to fuck Debbie Harry, NEWSFLASH: I’d fuck Debbie Harry. It’s not like it’s that hard. If I offer her some Thin Mints, a nickel, and a gramophone, I’d receive a season pass to her weathered cooch. It also comes with a free gym bag!
Seriously though, I hate when large breasted women do things that don’t emphasize their obvious advantages over normal women. That’s why I wear bicycle shorts, no matter what the season. And put my leg up on chairs. It’s like I have the Worcestershire Farms Sausage Factory in my pants and you’re all invited to a taste-test session. When you gots it, flaunts it.
