Apr.22.2008 Natalie Portman looks like a toilet to dogs

From the mean streets of NYC…

I’m not a big Natalie Portman fan. If I wanted to see a marginally cute hipster chick with no boobs or ass, I’d look, oh, ANYWHERE. So good for this dog. I’d like to hire him for my personal service. I can only say meanspirited things about people in this online safe haven. If I start peeing on celebrities I don’t like, some would say that’s “Wrong” or “Illegal” or even “Unsanitary”. But with a cute little dog in my stead, I can get celebrities peed on with complete impunity! It’s brilliant in execution! I feel like a mediocre James Bond villain right now!

[WWTDD will sue me for this]