The hottest orgy with poker in the rear

-Kimberly Lansing is the hottest thing to ever play poker

-Gayest body shot ever

-A tribute to a Navy SEAL (w/ video)

-A plea to stop with the hot dog eating contests

-Jessica Simpson was sad that Pamela Anderson didn’t like her meat eating

-Judges announced for Miss Universe pageant

-Dude loves bananas, totally touches kids where the bathing suit is

-A tree that looks like a naked chick and more in this amazing photo gallery

Via Kayfabe comes this surrealist photography that aims to illustrate traumatic images from childhood. Think less like your uncle’s whisky breath and more like the Boogeyman, pretty perturbing yet cool.

I like this image mostly because I really relate to that one hand going straight for the big boobs. It’s like, hey, yeah I’m a disembodied hand coming from the floor, but whatever man, I need to get some action too. What, because I’m a little “different” you’re incapable of seeing that I’m a man? A man with needs? Well fuck you, Dressy. Because I will yank you down to some sort of abyss. Or your basement, whatever. With gusto.

Editor’s Note: Changed this to a link instead of a posted image because, I dunno, it’s a little too gross/kid-fucky to me: LINK

Uh…are we doing surrealist photography or are we in Pete Townshend’s computer? I guess those things don’t have to be mutually exclusive, but still…a bit perturbing and kiddie-pornish, I say. But whatever, art is art, so..that’s cool.

View the photographer’s Web site here.

Taylor Momsen is one of the stars of the buzzworthy-no-ratings-receiving show Gossip Girl. And this week she received her own episode! Look at her, looking all…bright…in her canary yellow jacket.

Still 14. She’s probably really excited to go to her freshman prom. Hopefully her monthlies don’t start before then!

Oh no. Leave me alone Interpol, I did nothing wrong!!!

Some guy who diddled boys in Southeast Asia (who doesn’t diddle boys in Southeast Asia though?) was arrested by Interpol. Click that link just to see the guy’s photo so you can go, “Yeah, that’s what a pedophile looks like.”

Police detained a suspected pedophile in New Jersey Thursday, just two days after Interpol made a rare appeal for public help in the international manhunt to catch him, the police agency said.

Wayne Nelson Corliss, 58, was detained in Union City, N.J., Interpol said. He is suspected of sexually abusing at least three boys from Southeast Asia thought to have been as young as 6 to 10 years old, the international police agency said.

Interpol had asked for the public’s help because two years of police investigations had failed to determine the man’s identity, nationality and whereabouts.

It was only the second time that Interpol had launched such a public manhunt for a suspected pedophile. The first time, in October, led to the quick arrest by police in Thailand of Christopher Paul Neil, a 32-year-old Canadian.

Whoa whoa…you can get arrested for pedophilia? I always thought people said that pedophilia was arresting…oh boy. I really misinterpreted that one. Welp. I guess I’ll just uh put on my fedora and take a little walk. What’s the name of that site for travel deals to places where fugitives can hide out? I need to find out for…research. Yes. Research.

I have to admit, it’s been fun to call Miley Cyrus a slut for doing dumb teenage girl things that any girl would do, like taking slutty pictures or…taking more slutty pictures. But now she’s just making it too easy: she’s got a topless photo in the June issue of Vanity Fair.

Miley Cyrus fans will get to see a different side of the pop sensation in June’s Vanity Fair, and it’s a side she apparently has second thoughts about revealing.

The 15-year-old actress/singer posed for celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz for the issue, on sale in New York and Los Angeles on Wednesday and nationwide May 6, and in one shot, Cyrus is clad in just a blanket. In a caption running with the image, Disney’s Hannah Montana star tells VF, “I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. She’s so cute. She gets this puppy-dog look and you’re like, OK.’ ”

But on Sunday, Cyrus had a change of heart. “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed,” she said in a statement issued by her publicist, Jill Fritzo. “I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

Disney Channel also took the offensive by issuing a statement. “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.”

Wait, there’s something wrong with digitally manipulating a 15 year-old girl? You can’t tell where my fingers have been, so I find that highly dubious! Oh…deliberately. Sorry.

Call me crazy, but I’m thinking some clever pedophile out there killed Annie Leibovitz and wore her skin as a costume.

“Annie, why are you rubbing your genitals so furiously,” asked poor Miley.
“Oh, psoriasis of the groin my dear. Here, you hold this sheet over your little girly bosoms. That’s nice. Mmmmmrmmm.”
“Annie, are you okay? It looks like yogurt is leaking out of your old lady dress.”
“UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!” (that’s how I assume a pedophile sounds when cumming. Feel free to correct me).