Aug.25.2008 The August 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a shot to the throat
This intelligent young man took a shot to the back of his throat with a paintball gun. Kids these days are so smart
-Giada DeLaurentiis cooks for the Food Network, has mesmerizing cleavage (w/ video)
-A bikini moment with Ali Larter
-Fox brings Human Tetris to America (w/ video)
-A Mexican restaurant will help you learn about prostitution
-Andy Roddick and the Undertaker are finally fighting (w/ video)
-Hayden Panettiere wears thongs, accidentally exposes them
-Mr. Met intimidates the fuck out of a Yankees fan (w/ video)
-Jeff Garcia’s Playboy Playmate wife is quite attractive
-Nina Moric has a very small bikini
-Your college football fan to-do list
-A final look at your Olympic cheerleaders
-What will Jennie Finch do now that she’s an Olympic loser?
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Aug.22.2008 China’s pretty awesome at the Olympics
While watching the coverage on NBC, you may sit back and wonder, “Gee, how are the Chinese so good at so many sports?” The answer is the same as that shitty joke about how you get to Carnegie Hall…practice, practice, practice.
No, this isn’t my basement. It’s the Chinese training camp for young Olympians. And they don’t seem too delighted. But hey, fuck ‘em, they don’t look like me and they make delicious sodium-filled food! USA USA USA!
[More vaguely depressing images here]
Aug.22.2008 Samantha Ronson receives painful reminder of Lindsay Lohan’s whorishness
It’s really awkward when you’re with a person you’re dating and you both run into one of their exes…imagine a cavalcade of them. You almost feel bad for Samantha Ronson. Almost.
Talk about awkward: Lindsay Lohan was celebrating the grand opening of West Hollywood club Apple Lounge with Samantha Ronson on August 14 when she ran into two ex-boyfriends - and an ex-girlfriend! “Lindsay chatted with her ex Harry Morton for a few minutes,” a witness explains about the first encounter. “Sam wasn’t thrilled.” Lindsay, 22, was there to support her live-in galpal, who was deejaying the event. But before the night was over, another of Lindsay’s exes, Calum Best, showed up, followed by former girlfriend Courtenay Semel. Although Lindsay’s rep says, “It wasn’t awkward for her to be with all of her exes,” a witness says, “That was definitely enough drama for Lindsay. She made sure the rest of the night was very mellow, drinking little as she smoked and stuck by Sam’s side.” “Lindsay reassured Sam,” a witness says, “by gently rubbing her lower back whenever they were alone.” Courtenay Semel dated Lindsay in late 2007, says an insider. Lindsay dated Calum Best for three months in 2007. Harry Morton romanced Lindsay in 2006.
I guess she has to know what she was getting into though when you start dating Lindsay Lohan. With how much dick, and vagina apparently, that she gets, it’d be impossible to not run into one of her exes. Thank God they didn’t go to Beijing for the Olympics or something. Not only would there be all the Olympians all like “Hey Lindsay remember when we boned in the alleyway” in various garbled, heavily accented dialects, but there’d be a billion Chinese people all talking about how they caught crabs from her. It’d be kind of disenchanting for the girl you love.
On the plus side, Lindsay seems to be completely allergic to bras. Seeing her in one is like seeing the Loch Ness monster…it’d be kind of cool to see it, but disconcerting all the same.
Aug.21.2008 The August 21 Hot Link Orgy (w/ a free product giveaway)
The hottest orgy with goods and services
This isn’t an ad buy or anything but it’s a nice way for me to give you something free for being someone who reads my drivel. Axe’s PR folks are giving away Axe Detailers (it’s like a less gay loofa) to my readers and, after receiving mine with some body wash yesterday), I have to say it’s pretty solid. So here’s what you do:
Go to their Facebook page and post on the page’s wall. Leave a wall post saying “I Need a Detailer” with a link to this post and they’ll get one out to you. Pretty simple. My gift to you. On to the links!
-Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh win gold and get wet
-Michael Phelps pulls some quality vagina
-The 5 most annoying things to hate about NYC public transportation
-The top 25 MMA knockouts of all time (w/ video)
-Nicole Scherzinger wears a bikini and can really fill it out
-What happened to Zack Morris’s hair?
-Cheryl Tweedy performs in particularly whorish attire
-Everyone’s trying to buy Hayden Panettiere’s bikini bottoms
-Colorado State cheerleaders sure know how to show off their bare asses (with NWS pics)
-Usain Bolt is a rockstar right now, is the NFL next?
-The anatomy of the Facebook profile photo
-Your mom is kind of an embarrassing bar whore (w/ video)
Aug.19.2008 The August 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with mac and cheese
A little NWS but no nudity. Note: this is totally a viral marketing video for that shitty movie College (note the poster behind her head), but whatever it’s kind of cool.
-Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn got her boobs massaged (video)
-The many benefits of having Kyle Orton as your starting QB
-Even more Olympic beach volleyball photos of girl’s butts
-A floating beer cooler will make your impending drunken drowning much more convenient
-Kelly Brook makes a bikini proud
-Maria Korinthou is the International Babe of the Day
-Christine likes cars, showing off cleavage
-Andie Valentino is in lingerie
-Christina Applegate fought that cancer off quickly
-Yeah, Bangkok Dangerous is going to suck
-Hayden Panettiere looks good in some magazine
-Disney meets Sin CityD
Aug.19.2008 Female Olympians are very supportive of one another
These images are floating around the Internet but I want them on MY blog. I like when women engage each other in various lesbian activities in nontraditional settings. Note to attractive Olympians: My bedroom is also a nontraditional setting for female sexuality. :-(
There’s no better way to force your opponent into submission than a good fingering. I imagine that’s why every time I put my hand down a lady’s pantaloons she’s like “OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP”.
Much more sexy than when the French men’s crew team did the same thing.
Aug.18.2008 The August 18 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dogs on your crotch
This dog is a far better wingman than you. When you do this, it’s much less cute.
-Man gets ear chewed off after dispute at minor league baseball game
-An Oakland Raiders cheerleader got caught with her top off (NSFW thumbs)
-All the Nastia Liukin ass you need
-Trampoline gymnastics aren’t too safe (w/ video)
-Some extremely inappropriate children’s toys
-Pole dancing lesson catfight (w/ video)
-Autumn Reeser has awesome fashion sense
-Hamburger that looks like a Nike shoe seems delicious, athletic
-WWE Diva Torrie Wilson can be bought for your personal amusement for $7000
-Two girls = twice the fun
-Former NBA player Shawn Kemp is going to Italy
-11 Olympic performances that are as good as Michael Phelps
