Aug.27.2008 Nick Lachey loves Vanessa Minnillo

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You know who’s hot? Vanessa Minnillo. You know who sucks? Nick Lachey. So you could see my conflict in writing about their delightful relationship.

But, says Minnillo, her real-life beau Nick Lachey, 34, doesn’t have any similar hang-ups: “The L-word is not thrown around by men as easily as it is by women – but I didn’t say it first! He’s very loving. We’re very open and vocal.”

While Minnillo and Lachey may be in sync when it comes to their love for each other, their attempt to exercise together is not so harmonious.

“We used to work out together, but we stopped,” says Minnillo, laughing. “We’re doing different things. And the guy runs forever! Like, I swear, he’s running 11 miles a day. I can’t run. That’s the one thing I can’t do, because I feel like the further I jog away from my house, the further I have to jog back!”

Of course he’s running 11 miles a day, what else does he have to do? Not like Vanessa Minnillo is some top flight actress or anything, but at least she filmed Disaster Movie and is out promoting and doing her entertainment crap. Nick Lachey just sits around and eats Lean Pockets then runs for a while and can call it a day. For the amount of nothing he does, he’d have to be running like Forest Gump to justify dating her.

Big shocker that Nick said “I love you” to her first as well. I’m sure he’d say anything to her to keep her strung along. “I love you,” “I swear I’ll get a job soon,” “My innards are made of chocolate,” or “A pot of gold is at the end of my jizm”…you do what you can when you’re a tenth-rate celebrity formerly from a fourth-rate boy band to keep her around. His penis must release endorphins into her or something, there’s no other reason why she’d stay.