Sep.29.2008 The September 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with rolling faces full of crotch
Trying this with a guy friend of yours might have much less sexy results
-Naked go-karting? Sure, why not!
-Shocker: The 2008 Playboy model of the year is quite attractive
-Audrina Patridge is drunk, wet, and in a saucy bikini
-Jets tailgating features a car blowing up (w/ video)
-Kimberly Holland is pretty in her lingerie
-Gemma Atkinson has a 2009 bikini calendar
-Safe-for-Work porn is fun (w/ video)
-The latest Sarah Palin/SNL skit was solid (w/ video)
-…but people are trying to take advantage of her with Sarah Palin porn (w/ photographic evidence)
-Some hot chicks came out to the NBA Live 09 debut party
-Brett Favre’s top 10 sidekicks (I hate him)
-Reminder: Scarlett Johansson has boobs
-…which are now married to Ryan Reynolds
-MILF ATTACK!!!!
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Sep.25.2008 The September 25 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with cowardice
MMA fighters are very tough. Except when they’re scared.
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-A huge compilation of hot chicks wearing football jerseys
-People act strange around hot chicks form the Big 10 (video)
-Farting man gets charged with battery
-Chris Rock went after Bill Clinton (video)
-Least surprising news of the day: Home schooled kids are hilariously awkward (video)
-Jennifer England looks good in a bikini
-Noel Gallagher of Oasis describes crapping in the Queen’s bathroom
-Jennifer Love Hewitt once looked very good sans clothes
-There are 10 legit reasons to care about the NHL this year (Elisha Cuthbert is always one)
-Man buys beer for his four year-old, thinks it’s okay
-Keeley Hazell seems to be missing the lingerie part of her lingerie calendar (NSFW)
-..but Kim Smith does
-Julia’s legs are open 24 hrs
-A fine way to get injured at work (video)
Sep.19.2008 The September 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with dumpster diving
Some kid slips and falls into a dumpster. Not to be confused with a cum dumpster i.e. your mom.
-Michelle Moya has that busty Hawaiian look that I really enjoy
-10 end zone celebrations that’d be awesome to see
-Barack Obama’s email was hacked (but not really, photoshop Phun)
-Skater breaks his wrist (w/ video)
-7 WWE ways to make the Ryder Cup more awesome
-Brazilian TV has a bikini babe food fight (w/ video)
-College freshmen make lots of mistakes
-An insider’s guide to betting on NFL games this weekend
-Auburn University is full of vaginas (both literally and figuratively)
-Genevieve Chappel is ESPN’s hottest MILF
-10 cheerleaders gone bad
-Mila Kunis has mesmerizing legs
-Karina Jelinek, boobs
-Charlize Theron enjoys frolicking on the beach
Sep.04.2008 The September 4 Hot Link Orgy (with another giveaway, DVDs this time!)
The hottest orgy with Dog the Bounty Hunter
A fine example of how to be a classy gentleman
Another giveaway today, this time for DVDs from A&E of a couple of awesome shows. I’m giving away The Best of Dog the Bounty Hunter: Season 4 and Battle 360: Season One, a recreation of epic battles from World War II that’s actually incredibly compelling even if you think history is for gays and vagrants. I checked both out and they’re entertaining in Both are worthwhile purchases but, for one lucky reader, you can get both for free.
First person to send me an email at roomtonecsATblogofhilarityDOTcom (with @ and . inserted, obviously) with a picture of an adorable kitty cat wins the prize. Godspeed. On with the links!
-Are these chicks hot or heavy? Surprisingly difficult to tell
-Michelle Hunziker sure knows how to fill a bikini. With boobs.
-Geri Haliwell looked cute at the Dodger game
-Bristol Palin’s Myspace shows that the girl has friends who really love the liquor
-Laula Lavin is a fiery redhead with the sluttiest Myspace ever
-Bow Wow has a sex scene on Entourage. Yeah.
-Stuffed animals with human faces is as creepy as it sounds
-You can pretty much tell what the new Fast and the Furious movie is all about from the trailer (w/ video)
-Drunk college whore dance-off U of Wisconsin vs U of Tennessee (w/ video)
-15 of the most WTF moments ever
-Girls in football jerseys are truly a gift from above
-Jessica Simpson looked amazing in an old Maxim
Aug.19.2008 The August 19 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with mac and cheese
A little NWS but no nudity. Note: this is totally a viral marketing video for that shitty movie College (note the poster behind her head), but whatever it’s kind of cool.
-Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn got her boobs massaged (video)
-The many benefits of having Kyle Orton as your starting QB
-Even more Olympic beach volleyball photos of girl’s butts
-A floating beer cooler will make your impending drunken drowning much more convenient
-Kelly Brook makes a bikini proud
-Maria Korinthou is the International Babe of the Day
-Christine likes cars, showing off cleavage
-Andie Valentino is in lingerie
-Christina Applegate fought that cancer off quickly
-Yeah, Bangkok Dangerous is going to suck
-Hayden Panettiere looks good in some magazine
-Disney meets Sin CityD
Aug.05.2008 Eight sports figures who missed the boat with Playgirl’s closing
The community at large (by which I mean gay men, closeted gay men, and, uh, I guess me?) is saddened by the news that the beefcake equivalent of Playboy, Playgirl, is closing down shop. Well, technically it’s going to the Web exclusively, but whatever, what’s the point of showing your twig and berries to the media if it’s not in a prestigious print format.
Since Playboy is always knee-deep in female athletes willing to pose for the magazine (and always subsequently generate a ton of interest, regardless of how worthless the athlete is), what athletes could Playgirl have utilized to save the magazine’s print livelihood? Here’s eight I thought of. Because clearly I can’t stop thinking about nude men. What can I say, it’s a blessing and…a blessing!
John Madden
Suggested headline: Simply Madden-ing
There’s something sexual about John Madden, in spite of his hideous outer appearance. Maybe it’s the way you know that he tenderly inserts that chicken into that duck into that turkey every year or maybe it’s the animalistic way in which he rips it apart when it’s prepared. He’s a sex machine in the same way Chris Berman is; in a completely disgusting way that confuses you and makes you wonder why women are allowed to think independently. Bonus: It’d be pretty easy to get him to do the photoshoot. You just dangle a chicken on a fishing rod in front of him and you can get him pretty much anywhere. That’s how he did the photoshoots for the covers of Madden back before he figured out that if he lays on the floor, he can eat the chicken without having to move.
Kevin Garnett
Suggested headline: The Big Dicket
He’s big, he’s black, and he’s strong. There’s an intensity in his eyes that says “I will damage you” yet a tenderness to the way he takes care of his teammates that says, “Hey, I’m not so bad.” Plus a saucy photoshoot with KG would open all kinds of other fantasies, like a romantic evening with the former MVP. Truly a magical night full of shouting, chest bumps, more shouting, and being forced to dress up like Wally Szczerbiak would lie ahead for anyone who dared climb the Garnett mountain.
Phil Mickelson
Suggested headline: Phil Me Up
Catering to the not-quite-completely-committed homosexuals, this would be the best pictorial to offer hot man meat combined with ample bosoms. You put your thumb over his upper and lower extremities and it’s like you’re checking out Perfect 10 Magazine!
Muggsy Bogues
Suggested headline: Big Things Come in Small Packages
Gay guys love stuff like little dogs so I imagine this would be a pretty natural conversion. And let’s be honest, even as a heterosexual male, you’re curious as to what the 5′3 former Hornets guard is slinging. Just like Larry David and Richard Lewis were in the clip below.
Alex Rodriguez
Suggested headline: Putting the Rod in A-Rod
His soft purple lips and tendency to lust for the “muscular she-male type” would make an appearance in Playgirl a hit for him and the magazine’s readers. By opening himself up to a key constituency of muscular people with a willingness to wear dresses, A-Rod would be able to find all kinds of sexy new playmates with the rippling physique of Madonna and the Adam’s apple of Derek Jeter. It’s not about the money for A-Rod, it’s about all the fringe benefits.
O.J. Simpson
Suggested headline: Freshly Squeezed Juice
He needed the money, he seems to have no aversion to doing bizarre things (hi failed O.J. prank show Juiced!), and he could just hand copies of the magazine to new white blond women and go, “Now you know everything you’re getting into,” with a sly wink. And the photoshoot practically creates itself. O.J. sprawled out on a white Ford Bronco in nothing but a football helmet, O.J. as a sexy burglar with a knife in his teeth, O.J. shirtless and cutting oranges and Nerf balls in half so that they flap open like a Muppet head, there’s just so much that could have been done.
Andre Agassi
Suggested headline: Fuzzy Balls in your Face
The chest hair, the earrings, the unwavering flamboyance, Brooke Shields’ well-known addiction to hardcore pornography…frankly there’s no reason why Andre Agassi shouldn’t have found his way into the sticky pages of the magazine. The main thing that must have kept him from an appearance in the mag was the fierce heterosexuality and machismo that would have caused unrelenting discrimination against him on the tennis courts. The fraternity of tennis players will not tolerate anything other than the manliest of men.
Brady Quinn
Suggested headline: This Quarterback Has One Tight End
It wouldn’t be a gay joke post about athletes without Brady Quinn. I think we all knew that. For a man so young, Brady Quinn has a tremendous track record of latent homosexuality. From his prancing around in tights, to his adventures in men’s crotches, to his leather chaps, and his threats to beat up all those dirty ‘mos, Brady Quinn has done much for, and to, the gay community. What better way to make it up to them and continue a career of confused sexuality than to pose nude in Playgirl while claiming it’s for “all those sexy babes out there.” Then he could claim he didn’t know it was a magazine primarily read by guys. Oh Brady…you’re so coy.
Jul.17.2008 The July 17 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with creative usage of LOLcats
-College sports applications of LOLcats amuse me
-“I don’t sell pot, I sell dreams”
-Chubby guy on a mountain bike doesn’t get physics (w/ video)
-Bud Bundy continues to pull way more tail than you
-The toy your legless child needs
-Kenny Chesney: Sissying it up (w/ video)
-Inguna Butane has the worst name ever for such a hot girl
-Celebrity animals have such awful names (you thought I forgot you, didn’t you FLOCKE!??!)
-Miami Dolphins QB Josh McCown and WWE wrestler Hacksaw Jim Duggan have much to discuss
