Aug.06.2008 Jennifer Aniston is pushy

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been dating for a while. And by a while I mean like a month or two. So it seems logical that she would demand he move into her home.

Jennifer Aniston accompanied John Mayer on his tour dates in Callifornia last month but her reunion with him in Chicago on 18 July, after a few days apart, wasn’t a joyful one.

After she arrived at 2am at the Peninsula Hotel bar in the Windy City, security got rid of all the other guests so that John, 30, and Jen, 39, could dine alone together and have a serious heart-to-heart chat about their future.

‘It was crunch time,’ a source close to the couple tells Now.

‘Jen’s told him she wants him to move into her £7.5 million Hollywood home once the tour ends [on 31 August], but John’s told her that, while he’s not against it in principle, they have to give it time.’

Wow, needy, pushing 40, and probably still hung up on a relationship with one of the most handsome men alive. Could she be any better of a deal? What other great things does she have to offer? Perhaps her vagina is sealed off by a brick wall too so we can spend all of our time cuddling and talking about how much of a cunt Angelina Jolie is! Oh boy!

The question is though…if you’re John Mayer, would you rather spend the rest of your life boning sorority girls who lost their virginity to “Your Body Is a Wonderland” or with Jennifer Aniston’s rotting ovaries? Unless he’s the type to prefer an eye-gouging over frolicking in a meadow with puppies while eating S’mores, doesn’t seem like too difficult of a choice. So long as you’re not allergic to marshmallows. But then how do you live?