Nov.04.2008 The November 4 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with fighting
A sign you may want to quit competitive fighting
-The hottest girls from promo ads ever (much ass and bikini in this one)
-5 reasons to go to the polls (and they’re all wacky free items)
-Where do the candidates stand on video games?
-What do you get when you combine huge boobs and Guitar Hero? This (sexy video)
-This Miami Heat dancer looks good in her bikini
-Video game geek makes awesome breasty costume
-A hot chick is a dish best served cold (funny video)
-Tiffany Lang is a sexy model in lingerie
-Sarah Palin gets prank called (funny REAL video)
-Angelina Jolie redefines having a “fuck me face”
-Boobs for Barack (pics)
-Man finds a mouse baked into his hot dog bun (video)
-Nascar fans are classy with their stray bullets
-More info on the new Robocop remake
-More on Natalie Dylan, the chick auctioning off her virginity
-Apparently shrimp can run on treadmills (video)
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Oct.14.2008 Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million
Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million.
According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, Dylan’s got a couple offers.
“We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis exclusively tells Scandalist. But the highest bidder won’t necessarily win Natalie’s heart, and virginity. As Natalie told Scandalist, she won’t do the deed with just anyone, but hopes to find someone who “seems intelligent.” Although her personal top pick, Barack Obama, has not placed a bid, Natalie has some excellent potential first-time partners.
Dennis said, “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.” With the possible $3.8 million Natalie could receive, surely she will be more than comfortable.
Well, it’s great to see that the vagina futures market has rallied along with the rest of the stock market, but that’s just silly. To think that some girl who’s willing to allow some random, probable mess of a man would forego an extra $2.8 million just because one guy “felt more right” is kind of absurd. You know what’d feel right? Taking a dip in a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, theoretically. It’d probably be kind of painful. In fact, I don’t know how a fairly small duck was able to swim through piles of solid gold. Seems like you’d hurt yourself more often than not. Those ducks have some life.
Aside: In terms of future forecasting, I expect the price for her second time having sex to decline about, oh, 3800%. It’s not really a renewable resource. That’s why you have to have multiple daughters to sell on the black market. It’s science.
