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Nov.05.2008 The November 5 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with surprises


Take this as a sign you may need new friends

-A montage of the best movie lines ever (video)
-Girls just talkin’ about bras
-CNN used creepy holograms last night as a way of bringing people in studio
-Sabina Rojas: International Babe of the Day

-Gemma Atkinson is hot in her bra
-Monica Bellucci goes topless for Italian GQ
-This cordless massager seems like it has other uses…vaginal ones (funny pic)
-Amanda Paige has the best ass I’ve seen today

-Lindsay Lohan plays peek a boo
-A unique take on Prop 8 (funny video)
-Who’s hotter: Myspace ho or celebrity?
-Soccer guy drops his wife for hot soccer fan

-High school anatomy just got interesting (funny pic)
-A hot WSU cheerleader
-9 things you may not know about Pac Man
-Girl accidentally takes self-photo with her hot friend naked in the background
-The 10 hottest WNBA players

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Oct.16.2008 The October 16 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with balls in your face


It’s hard to catch a foul ball with your face, just FYI

-Blond girls with cleavage are the best Myspace whores
-Mischa Barton is a classy drinker
-Heidi Watney: Sexy Red Sox sideline reporter
-Brooklyn Decker’s shirt doesn’t cover the bottom half of her boobs. Silly girl
-How to get yourself a girlfriend

-The hot chick NBA preview
-Jennifer Aniston looks delightful in white t-shirts
-Penelope Cruz’s sister Monica is hotter than she is
-4 types of chicks who can ruin your tailgate

-Robots on immigration (funny video)
-Meet midget Sarah Palin (w/ video)
-CFL cheerleaders do Canada proud
-Brazilian hottie does a photoshoot (video)

Sep.04.2008 The September 4 Hot Link Orgy (with another giveaway, DVDs this time!)


The hottest orgy with Dog the Bounty Hunter


A fine example of how to be a classy gentleman

Another giveaway today, this time for DVDs from A&E of a couple of awesome shows. I’m giving away The Best of Dog the Bounty Hunter: Season 4 and Battle 360: Season One, a recreation of epic battles from World War II that’s actually incredibly compelling even if you think history is for gays and vagrants. I checked both out and they’re entertaining in Both are worthwhile purchases but, for one lucky reader, you can get both for free.

First person to send me an email at roomtonecsATblogofhilarityDOTcom (with @ and . inserted, obviously) with a picture of an adorable kitty cat wins the prize. Godspeed. On with the links!

-Are these chicks hot or heavy? Surprisingly difficult to tell
-Michelle Hunziker sure knows how to fill a bikini. With boobs.
-Geri Haliwell looked cute at the Dodger game
-Bristol Palin’s Myspace shows that the girl has friends who really love the liquor

-Laula Lavin is a fiery redhead with the sluttiest Myspace ever
-Bow Wow has a sex scene on Entourage. Yeah.
-Stuffed animals with human faces is as creepy as it sounds
-You can pretty much tell what the new Fast and the Furious movie is all about from the trailer (w/ video)

-Drunk college whore dance-off U of Wisconsin vs U of Tennessee (w/ video)
-15 of the most WTF moments ever
-Girls in football jerseys are truly a gift from above
-Jessica Simpson looked amazing in an old Maxim

Jul.10.2008 Jessica Alba’s got milk


The best part of pregnancy is losing 10 pounds of life-sucking force and retaining the ample breastedness responsible for feeding it, right Jessica Alba? Oh, but there was never a time where you didn’t feel sexy, eh?

“I never felt less sexy,” Jessica Alba says of her own pregnancy. “I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world … but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”

The actress, who gave birth to her daughter, Honor Marie, last month, opened up about motherhood – and her recent wedding to Cash Warren – in the August U.K. edition of Cosmopolitan magazine.

“I never thought I’d find a man before 30, let alone marry him and have his baby,” she told the magazine. “I always used to meet the wrong guys – the ones who wanted to hang out for a week and see how far they could get. If you didn’t have sex in the first few days, you were either frigid or a lesbian. So I held out – and, boy, am I glad I did!”

I tend not to find mack trucks with a human being incubating inside of them sexy, but who am I to judge? Also, I’m not really sure how she held out…she got knocked up out of wedlock, then broke up with the dude, then got engaged to him. That’s holding out like going on a diet that consists entirely of cake, only, after the cake cums inside of you because you don’t believe in fancy science like “pulling out”., you somehow it to make an honest woman out of you. Man, I’m good at analogies.

I think it’s great that her boobs remained but her face is still kinda chubby. She reminds me of a Myspace girl without the lens tilted and the Photoshop filters on. Work on that, Chubbsy.

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Jul.01.2008 The July 1 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with a fine ball-kicking

Don’t block a David Beckham kick with your balls (w/ video)

The Euro 2008 topless bodypainting competition (probably NWS unless you get away with paint for clothing at your office)

Enrique Iglesias was secretly married to Anna Kournikova…not so much any more

Sherie Daniels is hot, petite, arrogant, and lives in NYC. In terms of looks, she may be my favorite Hot Girl of Myspace so far

It’s important to be creative,
borderline insane when creating anti-terrorism products

Reminder: Every male on the cast of Gossip Girl is straight. EVERY SINGLE ONE

Mar.04.2008 The March 4 Hot Link Orgy


The hottest orgy with poles being vaulted

–The Chosen One Allison Stokke is back for the first time, appearing at a Cal-Berkley track meet. [Busted Coverage]

–This is what happens when Michigan coaches fall apart. [Losers with Socks]

–You want to know who Donna Feldman is. Trust me. [Hottest Girls of Myspace]

–The Hells Angels once plotted to kill Mick Jagger? Wha? [Hollywood Rag]

–Christina Ricci wants to do action movies. “It’s about time,” said no one. [ICYDK]

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