Oct.06.2008 Keira Knightley hates nude scenes, in theory
Keira Knightley, is taking a hardline stance in the new issue of Glamour…she hates nude scenes in films and finds them demeaning for women.
On Being Comfortable With Nudity: “I certainly wouldn’t do it if I wasn’t. I detest unnecessary nudity and what it says about women in society. I think you see a lot of films where, Oh, yes, the woman gets her t–s out again and runs around naked for no reason. And you kind of go, Ugh, do we have to? [Laughs.]“
In the interview, she also mentions how she likes to kick adorable puppies in the face and has made it a personal mission to destroy all rainbows and delicious candies across the world. Same basic principle.
On the plus side though, she hasn’t had the temerity to stand up against such projects in her career choices. To date, Knightley has appeared in four nude/sex scenes, including Domino, Atonement, The Jacket, and The Hole. That’s good. Because it’s important to believe in things. But it’s even more important to stop believing in things as soon as there’s money involved. That’s how I got involved in that black market kidney sale. Totally worth the $10,000 I got. Now if you’ll excuse me, my dialysis filter needs to be replaced.
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[If you're into such things, you can see Keira's work in The Jacket here or her frolicking here]
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Oct.06.2008 Quote of the Day
Johnny Depp is receiving the most money ever for the next Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. Enough to bail out 1/13th of Wall Street!
The staggering sum (US$56 million/AU$75 million) is the largest upfront payment in film history and will see Johnny, 45, move to the top of Hollywood’s rich list - overtaking Will Smith - when he reprises his role as Captain Jack Sparrow.
A source said: “It’s a hell of a lot of money for one movie but there’s only one man who can play Captain Jack Sparrow - and that’s Johnny Depp.”
Or any other douche in tights pretending to be Keith Richards, whatever.
Sep.30.2008 Megan Fox is in a bra
The movie promotion for How to Lose Friends and Alienate People seems to consist primarily of removing clothes from Megan Fox and going ta da! Which is cool, primarily because it involves Megan Fox removing clothes…I could give or take the “ta da”.
I haven’t been this titillated by the impending release of a Fall movie since The Grudge 2. What can I say? Something about a waterlogged reanimated body just does it for me.
Sep.29.2008 Kiefer Sutherland is retarded
Or he’s good at promoting movies. Or both. Either way, he’s claiming to be petrified of mirrors.
Hollywood tough guy Kiefer Sutherland has banned mirrors from his home - because he’s scared of them.
The 24 star admits he has a fear of the looking glass and avoids being around them.
He says, “Come over to my house. You won’t find a mirror anywhere.
“I don’t like mirrors. They are frightening.”
Ironically, in latest movie Mirrors, Sutherland plays a department store security guard who starts seeing horrifying images in the shop’s mirrors.
I think Kiefer might be confusing the fact that he once played a vampire in The Lost Boys with real life. And even then, vampires aren’t scared of mirrors, they just look in them and go, “How am I supposed to fix my hair now? This is inconvenient.” This is why you never see a vampire with a bouffant.
If he’s not just being a douche promoting his new movie that isn’t scary at all (”OMG MIRRORS! I MIGHT SEE REFRACTED LIGHT! GAHHHH”), it’s kind of disheartening to know that he’s such a wuss. He plays Jack Bauer, the baddest man alive, who bites out people’s throats and leaps off of walls and hangs terrorist from complicated pulley systems…meanwhile Kiefer Sutherland is going back to his trailer and just emitting a constant stream of shrieks, tears, and urine-soaked pants. It’s like my childhood all over again.
Sep.23.2008 Megan Fox has a wet dress
Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.
I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”
Sep.22.2008 The September 22 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with toy cars
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-12 of the best horror movie nude scenes (it’s SFW, for better or worse)
-Introducing the amazing volleythong (w/ video, booty)
-Great list of the best TV hangouts of all time
-Diora Baird is smoking hot, yet again
-So I can buy used condoms for $9.99? Swell (pic)
-Britney Spears seems riveted by a polo match
-Cheryl Tweedy is the queen of sideboob
-Arena Football is a perfect combination of hot cheerleaders and silly mascots
-Playboy’s Girls of the Big Ten have gone on tour
-Kayden Kross stuffed herself into a bra, took photos
-Jana Ina is a Brazilian model who loves soccer balls
-Heidi Klum brings camel toe to the catwalk
Sep.17.2008 The 11 best film moments of Samuel L. Jackson yelling
Many actors have trademarks in their on-screen performances. Robert DeNiro repeats things, Tom Cruise incredulously smiles and laughs, and Samuel L. Jackson yells. After seeing the trailer for his new movie Lakeview Terrace where he yells about his neighbor planting trees on his property line and then threatening him with a chainsaw, I wonder…what are the best moments of Samuel L. Jackson yelling in film?
Pulp Fiction
The Line: “Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT AGAIN!”
This is probably the one that will jump to mind first for most people. The film featured Samuel Jackson’s real breakthrough role and probably his most quotable film of all. In the scene below, Jackson’s Jules Winnfield character is interrogating a man who doesn’t seem to be giving him the answers he wants. Gunshots ensue.
Exclamation Points: !!!!!. The way he goes from calm to a crescendo with a yelling and culminates with the gunshot, clearly this is an epic performance of yellery. This is how you yell at a terrified white man folks, take notes.
Snakes on a Plane
The Line: “Enough! I have had it with these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on this MOTHERFUCKING PLANE.”
There’s snakes on a plane. Sam Jackson doesn’t want there to be snakes on the plane. The essence of drama is conflict.
Exclamation Points: !!!. The intensity wasn’t really there; it was totally obvious that he just gave the line for a paycheck. He was however accurate regarding the presence of snakes on said motherfucking plane though.
A Time to Kill
The Line: “YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!”
The first of two Kevin Spacey cameos on the list. In the film, Jackson’s character Carl Lee Hailey is feeling just a tad bit disgruntled after his daughter was raped and almost hung. So he opens fire on the two men who committed the crime, killing them both. In this clip below, Spacey interrogates Jackson and, uh, Jackson doesn’t seem too remorseful.
Exclamation Points: !!!! because I can’t support incriminating yourself in a courtroom. You’re already a bit behind the 8 ball being a black man in an extremely racist Southern town. Just a bit.
Coach Carter
The Line: “Look at that bow…LOOK AT THAT BOW! I tied THAT! I TIED THAT SHIT!” (skip to 2:05 in)
Sam Jackson plays Coach Carter. I’m not going to pretend that I actually watched this movie, but needless to say I bet that adversity is overcome and once-brash high school kids learn the value of hard work and discipline. Anyway, at the 2:05 mark, Sam Jackson explains the value of tying one’s shoes as a means of decrying excessive showmanship.
Exclamation points: !!!…It’s harder to enjoy the yelling when it’s teaching a message about sportsmanship and earning respect. Bonus points for yelling about tying his shoes though…it’s a subtle message about unity, determination, and the importance of properly laced athletic wear.
