Jan.07.2009 The January 7 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with pogoing

Pogo stick versus treadmill…this is going to end well, I’m sure

funnyinteresting
-The top 10 ways to flirt with a woman sexually
-Everything you need to know about girls and the “muffin top” (with pics)
-Something is wrong with this real estate ad (funny pic)
-15 greatest hits albums that are a bit of a stretch
-A breakdown of calories burned in different sexual positions
-Top 6 new year’s resolutions you already failed
-Eight great Mythbusted movies and TV myths (vids)
-Driver almost runs a woman down (video)
-20 hot chicks on Twitter
-5 videos of the dumbest drivers ever
-Middle Easterns sure love throwing shoes, don’t they?

girlies
-This may be the hottest photoshoot Maxim has done in ages
-Who’s got the hotter cheerleaders, Oklahoma University or University of Florida?
-Candid photos of a hot New England Patriots cheerleader
-So are these thin models hot or not?
-Top 10 videos of celebrities grabbing their own boobs
-Female model called a skank by a blog sues Google
-Leeann Tweeden is topless and ethnic-y, just how I like my ladies
-Jaime Wright is Australian, busty, and blonde
-Abigail Clancy is one of those chicks I don’t know why she’s famous but I’d really like to bone her

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Dec.04.2008 The December 4 Hot Link Orgy

The hottest orgy with collapses

Middle Eastern dude gives a speech outlining his party’s platform. Then the stage collapses. Fail? Fail.

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-Sexy Myspace whore Gigi has nice implants and candid bikini pics (<3 exotic girls)
-Here’s what girls think that your condom says about you
-Want to Facebook stalk a Victoria’s Secret supermodel? Here’s a bunch of their profiles
-Crazy chick punches strangers because her baby daddy is a drug dealer…I think her mugshot is kind of hot
-Which of the main Victoria’s Secret gals is hottest? YOU DECIDE!

-Finally, a lawyer keepin’ it real in the hood (funny pic)
-Kagney Linn Carter has a hard time covering her boobs with her hands
-On205th continues compiling the 100 hottest wives/girlfriends of athletes (or WAGS) for 2009
-Whitney Port is wearing a hideous dress but an upskirt is an upskirt
-The 12 hottest sloppy seconds girls

-Old man cries over library, is pathetic (funny video)
-Ursula Mayes is Latina hotness in a gold bikini
-40% of German soldiers are too fat for war. Hitler would be so disappointed in you guys
-Drunk college girls being sluts…one seems to be wearing just a belt around her chest. Classy!
-Which of these 12 chicks should be Penthouse Pet of the year?

-A flowchart guide to losing your virginity (very funny pic)
-5 surprising things you didn’t know about Playboy
-Nipples are an important feature on Abigail Clancy
-The 10 most viewed YouTube videos of 2008 (informative!)
-The 10 shortest female hotties (no midgets, fortunately)

Sep.10.2008 Israelis make American black man dance for their amusement

Now here’s a fun little story…some security officers in an Israeli airport made a black guy dance before he could come into the country. Sounds like those Israelis know how to get down!

Israeli airport security officers made an African American member of the New York-based Alvin Ailey dance troupe perform steps for them before letting him enter the country, the group said on Tuesday.

The group said airport officials had provided no explanation about the treatment of Abdur-Rahim Jackson, who has a Muslim father but is engaged to a fellow dancer who is Jewish with a large family in Israel.

Jackson was pulled aside from the rest of the troupe on arrival at Israel’s Ben Gurion airport and taken to a room where he was questioned by the security officers, said a spokesman for the group.

“They asked him who he was and what he does and also about his name. He showed them the group’s program with his picture and said he was a dancer,” the spokesman said.

“The officers then told him, ‘If you are a dancer, then dance’, so he showed them some dance moves.”

The spokesman said Jackson was no stranger to this kind behavior because he had been asked to do the same during a visit to the Dominican Republic.

Jackson had no problem with the questioning but was “deeply saddened” by the demand for him dance, said the spokesman.

That’s Abdur-Rahim Jackson pictured above. Based upon that appearance, he’s fortunate that all they made him do was dance. He’s fortunate he didn’t get coerced into deep throating a cock that smells like feta cheese (lolcuzpeoplefromthedesertsaredirty).

All this does is remind me of how I wish I had one of my previous lives back in the Old West. I’d have been a sheriff shooting at everyone’s feet and telling them to dance. Then one day, some stranger would have come into town and said he needed to clean it up because the law wasn’t doing its job. That hurt me, Tex. I have feelings too.

Jun.25.2008 Saudi Arabia is progressive in its views on 1 year-old girls getting married

I like camels and I like babies (not like that) so imagine how excited I am for Saudi Arabia that a marriage official says it’s totally cool to marry a 1 year-old!

Saudi marriage officiant Dr. Ahmad al-Mu’bi told Lebanese television viewers last week that it’s permissible for girls as young as 1 to marry — as long as sex is postponed.

Al-Mu’bi’s remarkable comments also included an explanation that “there is no minimal age for entering marriage.”

“You can have a marriage contract even with a 1-year-old girl, not to mention a girl of 9, 7 or 8,” he said. “But is the girl ready for sex or not?” What is the appropriate age for sex for the first time? This varies according to environment and tradition,” al-Mu’bi said.

These Saudis are pretty freaking on the ball. Like they totally get that American society is moving in a direction that sexualizes teenagers so they twirl their big mustaches and go, “HA HA WE WILL SHOW AMERICAN PIGS AND MARRY OUR 1 YEAR-OLD GIRLS! THEN THEY WILL BE BIGGER THAN 600 HANNAH MONTANAS!”

My question is the dowry higher or lower with a 1 year-old? Because like it can go either way with them really. But you’re getting them really young so I guess there’s a lot of potential. I guess what I’m saying is that I want dowries in America. I don’t want to marry your ass for free. Not only that, but at a LOSS! I have to buy a ring and shit! What the fuck. Yeah, it’s great that I can get Diet Coke and whatever, but America sucks sometimes.